For the drabble request: Number #14 with Yoongi <3 and yn is nonbinary
14. āWell the probability of that is 0, but you go ahead.ā
yoongi x enby!reader; established relationship au
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perhaps watching a horror movie right before bed wasn't the best idea. granted you weren't even much of a fan of horror movies, but yoongi was and it was his turn to pick the movie for movie night so, here you were.
after the movie ended, you clung onto yoogni's sleeve as you walked through the house in the dark, your head snapping at any direction you saw movement in. he chuckled at your actions as he led you back towards your shared bedroom, where you all but jumped across the room onto the bed.
"did you really have to jump?"
"not risking it." you said, folding your arms over your chest. the lights didn't have to be on for you to know that yoongi was rolling his eyes at you.
"alright then." he huffed as he made his way over to his side of the bed, pulling back the covers to join you in bed. once beside you, you snuggled right up nex to him, snaking your arms around his torso to keep him close and as a slight protection from any sort of shadow demons that may lurk in the corners of the room (you were planning on sacraficing him to them if it came to that).
yoongi fell asleep in no time, leaving you alone in the dark, with no company but your own racing thoughts. your eyes darted to every corner of the room, scared that something might just pop out. there was no way you were going to be able to relax enough to fall asleep, not in the dark.
"yoongi," you whispered, poking at his chest. he continued sleeping. "yoongi!" you repeated, a bit louder this time.
"what?" he groaned, his eyes glassy from being woken up.
"can i go get the nightlight from the bathroom and use it in here in case any demons come to consume our souls while we sleep?" you asked.
yoongi slowly blinked at you. "well the probability of that is 0, but you go ahead, i guess." he sighed as he shut his eyes.
"probability is never 0, you should know that, you math wizard." you muttered as you grabbed your phone, using it as a flash light to light your way to the bathroom. taking the light from the outlet, you rushed back to the bedroom. shoving it into the plug in the corner of the room, it gave a small amount of illumination. just enough to ease your worries about the demons.
rejoining your boyfriend in bed, again you wrapped your arms around him again, resting your head on his chest. "night yoongi."
summary - jeongguk powers, internatinal man of mystery, is here to save the day. but you sure as hell aināt having it with him
pairing - jungkook x female!reader
genre - crack/humor, smut; austin powers au
word count - 7.9k
warnings - crack that is literally taken seriously, absolute insanity, some 1960s lingo, austin powers references, jungkook being a cheeky bastard, flirty jungkook, swedish made penis milker that definitely doesnāt belong to jungkook, yoongi has one eye, gambling, bald kim seokjin, there is a plot that ends with porn, dom/sub dymanics, margret thatcher mention, sub!jk, dom!reader, whiny jungkook, edging, hand job, unprotected sex
authorās note - happy birthday to my dearest friend @jeonstudiosāĀ behold the thing you have been fearing waiting for since i proposed the idea. it took me a year to do it, but itās finally here. youāre welcome. hope you enjoy (also this wont make a lick of sense, itās pure crack, nothing else)Ā
āOh youāve got to be kidding me? Youāre really going to wake him up?ā You couldnāt believe what you were hearing as you quickly followed behind the Director of International Intelligence. You were called to his office that morning to discuss a new assignment to you. Well, itās new to you; old to the agency. Apparently, the worldās most evil man, Dr. Seokjin Evil, had woken up from cryo-sleep and had returned to take over the world! You were being assigned the case to take him down, only you had to work with the only person who knows how to take down Dr. Evil.Ā
Jeongguk Powers.
When he had failed to apprehend Dr. Evil over 50 years ago, he too went into cryo-sleep so when Seokjin Evil came back, heād be ready for him. And since Evil had returned, it was time to wake the legend himself.Ā
Do you have any recommendations for Jungkook fics by other writers? (fluff & angst)
i havenāt gotten to read much lately but i perused my fic rec blog and was happy to remember how much i enjoyed the following fics and how they made me feel. most of them are fluff except for one full angst rec.
author | @latetaektalk
roadtripping for you this fic popped into my head immediately, it has everything youād want in a jungkook fic. such a classic in my opinion.
goodnight angsty and heart-achey
author | @hellojeongkook
be-ghoul-ment scary mazes + crush!Jungkook? this made for the cutest and fun read.
before sunset i just remember the amount of squealing that came out of me when i read this.
come home you can always trust when e writes angst because it will have a fluffy ending. this was a perfect mix of the two.
author | @btsroyalwilds
my eyes on your eyes there is an intense staring scene and jungkook going for what he wants while being the most gentleman-liest gentleman possible. must read.
ofc there are so many jungkook fics iāve not read yet and so many more i can rec but these stay at the front of my mind. so i hope this can give you a place to start or something different to read! <3
