haha gay

dip/tommy || 25 || he/him || queer || an idiot

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[sick-lesbian]

women being in love with women is so beautiful

[coffeeandcigarettesv9]

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[viralfrog]

[bloodhailmp3]

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

[birdplushie]

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

[nutmargaret]

"Dunk"

[sulphuricgrin]

A comfy boy ฅ/ᐠ. ̫ .ᐟ\ฅ

[catasters]

[reputayswift]

“I’m coming over, you better not be Vintage American Girl Westie Coconut With Chariot And Tiara when I get there.”

my unruly ass:

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[sayuupi]

Frens who sleep together stay together 💤

[kazoosandfannypacks]

i love that discord doesn't tell you if someone's read your messages. like genuinely. normalize others not needing every second of your time right away. normalize taking time to formulate a proper answer. normalize this.

[bareniabirkin]

😟😳😳😳

[squadron-of-damned]

#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on?? 

Good question, also no that won’t help.

shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.

Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.

[theclockworkjudas]

Me: Oh, good thing I never-

Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening

[h4nds4ndwich]

oh thats why my hadns have started to always be in pain ok

[soupdwelling]

guy with the coolest cane in the galaxy

[charlesoberonn]

This is a bell curve meme to me

Because the obvious (and wrong) answer is that Magneto beats Tony easily because he can control Tony's armor and crush him

But the smarter (and wrong) answer is that Iron Man's armor isn't actually made of iron, it's made of a non-magnetic gold-titanium alloy.

But then the smartest and true answer is that Magneto beats Tony easily because Tony has metal shrapnel in his bloodstream that he needs a powerful electromagnet to stop from reaching his heart.