Greetings, Professor! Nothing to report!

Johanna/23/Germany/Ace/She|her Heya here I'll be blogging about stuff that makes me happy. I tag stuff but mainly for organisational purposes. If you need something else tagged let me know!

[absolutniemand]

In Germany we don't say "I don't care" we say "Das ist mir Wurst" which roughly translates as "This is sausage to me" I think that's beautiful.

[closet-keys]

what’s your spiciest take– BUT– it has to be about something that literally only impacts those living within your own home

[anarcho-smarmyism]

every time I see this post I drop everything to read everyone’s tags

[slowspinningredemption]

wild to think about the fact that, right now, as you read this, there’s a fandom server on discord having drama the likes of which we could not even fathom

[shittywizardplush]

hundreds of micro-tumblr communities are born and destroyed every day. studying them is the only way for us to comprehend our own demise

[brothfan1997]

this is easily one of the most self indulgent things ive ever done quarantine day 4

[brothfan1997]

i emerge 5 hours later with what is possibly the best piece of art ive ever made

[depsidase]

[nostoccommune]

GRRRRRRRR I don't WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*

[pipasyrup]

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

[hghgvfghg]

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

[cookiekappa]

movie vs book (i adore them both) 

[pigeonsympathiser]

How could you leave this in the notes, excellent addition

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

old people were right putting ellipses after everything you say actually rules….

[atern-deactivated20180505]

[wutz]

me: :(

bumblebee: is fat

me: :)

[ammit420]

my entire concept of how stocks work is the same thing as the tim & eric skit where they just sold prices

[sovietnam]

[roguesquirrel]

reblog this to boggle your followers

[official-german-gaming]

Raymond/Gunnar Animal Crossing ist die Fursona von Günter Jauch

“Wenn diese Insel eine Show wäre, dann wäre ich ihr Moderator!”

[immortalloverodd]

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

[theapatheticstag]

I just had a fucking stroke

[eldritchautomaton]

@absolutniemand said that Johnny Test has “historic value”

so this is a callout post i guess

[valtsv]

bitches whose music taste is "whatever sounds good" will be like "i'm really into this band" because they liked more than 1 of their songs