Product Placement
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Funny way to scare people
Go out in public in heavily tented sunglasses, a suit, and tie.
Take your laptop to a place with free wi-fi
Go to hackertyper.com and press F11 for full screen
Begin typing furiously- Don’t stop hitting keys.
Press caps lock 3 times for access denied and alt for access granted
Slam laptop shut and look around suspiciously
Leave
Reference
After your parents leave and you turn on music so you just
onew this is why key calls u an old man its cause of shit like this
If you laugh, you lose! Expert mode: no smiling
Lvl 1: Cats Making Hilarious Faces
Lvl 2: Funniest Things Seen In Yearbooks
Lvl 3: Hilarious College Graduation Caps
Lvl 4: Funniest Google Autocomplete Suggestions
Lvl 5: Guilty Dogs Shamed With Funny Signs
Lvl 6: Most Unfortunate Ad Placements Ever
Lvl 7: Terrible Translated Chinese Signs
Lvl 8: Cake Decorations Made Too Literal
Lvl 9: The Funniest Bacon Pickup Lines
I lost at Level 1.
I lost before I clicked a link
i lost before i saw this post
I lost before the internet existed
I lost the day I was born
KEVIN SMITH: It costs nothing to encourage an artist
This is one of the most important things I’ve ever reblogged. I try to follow these words every day.
Me: damn Michael Jordan what kind of spread did you put on this toast? it’s delicious.
Michael Jordan: space jam, haha just kidding, it’s regular jam, just having a little fun in the kitchen with friends.
“if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them” well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE
glad to see y’all spreading the word
me: i have this problem what do i do
person: stop having that problem
me: 10/10 A+ advice 100% thank you
after seeing quite a titty
me: yeah sure I can speak Korean.
me: ㄹㅛㄷㅑ ㅠㅅ ㄷㅇㄷㅑ
how do you say hoe in Korean?
ㅐㅇㅌ
Sex tip: If he’s pressuring you to do anal, buy a dildo the same size as his dick, and ask him to do it first. If he’s scared of the pain- case closed. There’s absolutely no reason that he should expect it to feel any differently for you. If he says that it would be emasculating, belittling or ‘gay’, then that man is a misogynistic homophobe, and you better run for the hills as fast as your legs can take you.
I’m screaming
Take it like a man
What if he says yes
then you start making memories
Child: “ Ah, monkey on the car!”
Parent: [offscreen]“ Monkey on the car.”
Child: “ Fuck off.”
[Both adults laugh offscreen]
the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing with alcohol poisoning
#She drags Albus Dumbledore down to the hospital wing to show him the damage#Slytherin classes have been cancelled for the day as nearly everyone is here#too drunk to function#most are silent#but a few will occasionally look off into the distance with a sneer#and under their breaths#in the most disdainful and haughty voice they can manage#will mutter#POTTER#causing a fit of giggles to ripple through the room#Dumbledore agrees to ban the game and makes the announcement at dinner that evening#the only Slytherin in the Great Hall at that time is#of course#Malfoy#who turns red and immediately mutters that obviously this is Potter’s fault#Snape takes a shot#Harry Potter (x)
Oh my god it got so much better.
Snape takes a shot
The Avengers
Created by Daniel Kamarudin (The DURRRRIAN)
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But aside from a few migraines, you can’t possibly imagine anyOBEY drawbacks that CEASE REPRODUCTION could come with SUBMIT mergingCONSUME your thoughts with EMBRACE YOUR CULLING experimental technologyCONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER from an STAY ASLEEP extremely powerful DIEcorporation, wait what?
This Generation - Ajit Johnson
Step 1: Complain about technology and kids these days. Step 2: Make sure to include a hash tag to ensure people can discuss your art on the platforms you’ve criticized.
I audibly groaned for like 5 minutes while reading this
