[muppetshow2026]

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[alienpapacy]

I’ve read Deleuze & Guattari, of course i feel something when she sucks on my strap

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

true heads know that all sex organs, whether considered in terms of mundane perception to be either "biological" or "synthetic" (to say nothing of the fact that both kinds, sharing in the quality of requiring assemblage in order to be vested with any kind of erotic potential, can be said to be synthetically produced), are nothing in-themselves more than a semiotic representation of the line of flight connecting the erotic subject with the eroticized object -- after all, no phallus, regardless of the means by which it was produced, is itself a sense or sensing organ, as the realization of pleasure is generated solely as a product the mind. it is only by discarding the phallus as a localized, self-fulfilled site of erogenous production that one can delimit, not only the sexual encounter, but the body itself; and not only the body itself, but the very bounds between erotic subject and object, giver and receiver of pleasure. when both the recipient of strap-sucking as well as the giver of strap-sucking feel the sucking of the strap, the sexual encounter develops the potential to surpass its own immanence and enter the transcendental plane, motivated all the more in its flight by the nondual bliss we may only begin to describe as jouissance.

[alienpapacy]

She gets it

[meggriffin24]

men be like “apparently hating women makes u a misogynist 😂😂”

[pucci]

megan thee stallion , lover girl .

[jussanother]

[grindrbooks]

[aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman]

Eyes of Laura Mars (1978)

[creatingblackcharacters]

"I've never heard of Megan Thee Stallion before" if you've ever said any variation of "Hot Girl Summer" then congratulations you've benefitted from an internationally popular Black female artist's creativity

[creatingblackcharacters]

"I thought those were just memes" yeah y'all tend to do this to a lot of things Black people create and/or do, while conveniently cutting them out in the process. You should really consider how easy it was and why that is. I do have a suggestion.

[xanaxfarts]

Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

[grrlmusic]

Pinkpantheress

[sapper-in-the-wire]

[animelionessmika]

[borg-collective-deactivated2023]

[sovietpostcards]

Vera Morozova. Illustrations for Samuil Marshak's "Whiskers and Stripes" (1977)

[ilovenycee]

[achillesinhighheels]

[angel-derangement]

they put pussy in the water supply to keep the lesbians healthy

ⓘ Fact Check

There are currently no jurisdictions worldwide that mandate the addition of pussy to drinking water, nor have any clinical trials shown that the addition of pussy to drinking water has any significant effect on the heath of lesbians.

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[angel-derangement]

idk why but they buried the option to turn this feature off - but you can find it if you go to the FAQ.

[tforthetea]

WHY DID THEY NEED TO CLAIRIFY THAT

[phyrexian-lootbug]

Tumblr has fact checking?

[tforthetea]

apparently???

[angel-derangement]

yeah it’s new :/ they announced it on the staff blog here

[idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff]

HUH?????

Why did I find this out in a shit post about pussy and lesbians?????

[angel-derangement]

have you got notifications on for announcements? you can find the setting here if not

[dyingenigma]

kelela by reese star