holy guacamole!

20 | they/them

[tsunderejon]

happy valentines day 💘💘💘

[witchrealms]

(x)

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tutorial

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

[meowmorials]

2006

[sfoerart]

i should color it... in the future

[eatpussypraylove]

'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response

Regarding Pantone's decision, and so on, and so forth

[mxmollusca]

It is not, as some are saying, the color of a white person. It’s a decidedly nonhuman, anti-human hue. It is, however, the color of the discussions on the subject, as well as the color of the awareness of the context from which those discussions inevitably spring. It is the color of offending by trying very hard not to offend. It is the color of a corporate apology. It is the color of a machine saying, “I hear you.” When the decision was revealed, I knew I would never own a house.

[probuccalfat]

i’ve been saying “do it scared” but now i gotta actually do it

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[ashstfu]

propaganda i am not falling for:

always moving on. some goodbyes need to rot a little. some griefs need to be held in the mouth like a stone.

beauty defined by algorithms. beauty exists in crow feet and smile lines

pretending to be chill. i’m not chill. i care deeply and inconveniently. i read into things. i write poems about eye contact

beige apartments with no soul. give me bookshelves and incense and loud art

sneaky links and unclear intentions. i want devotion. and also clarity

treating books as decor. read them. dog-ear them. argue with them in the margins

[cvtapilrr-mp4]

DNDADSWEEK

DAY 1: Season 1

[hotvampireadjacent]

Did the narrative just smack my ass?

[no-more-dead-dogs]

i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love

[charl0ttan]

wait whats a balls

someb kind of thing i think. whatever. i dont even need to know anymore

[abumbleofbees]

so should we talk about the fanfiction episode or no

[justbearsart]

knuckle tattoo idea

[nether5tar]

road trippppp!!!