welcome to my fandom hodgepodge

heyo! i'm Friday! any pronouns, aspec, huge nerd :)

[fridayyy-13th]

this is a dan and phil hate blog now

[memewhore]

[bronzetomatoes]

one more day til the stop sign

[mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2]

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

[40ouncesandamule]

Stop sign day

[longshrimp]

STOP SIGN DAY

[silly-signs]

Official stop sign day

[silly-signs]

Official stop sign day

[silly-signs]

Official stop sign day

[starpeace]

the only real good ship dynamic: tragic hero x person with genre awareness

[starpeace]

oh to walk blindly into ruin and have someone who would follow, even with their eyes open, because they cannot bear to let go of your hand

[nicmangle]

＞︿＜

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your ex is a narcissist? so he must struggle with close friendships, right--oh, he's respectful to his male friends? he only acts this way around women? that's crazy, they should invent a word for such a phenomenon

[arrgh-whatever]

really wanted to try drawing her hair

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

To flesh this out a little bit more: both Megan Thee Stallion and Hozier write and sing really sexual songs, but they’re different in that Hozier’s music is typically “let me worship you” while Megan’s is usually “I’m worshipping myself,” which makes all the difference because it’s an acceptance of power rather than the giving of it. He’s the sinner, she’s the saint. However, taking their difference in genres out of it, people don’t usually seem to take Megan Thee Stallion’s music seriously in comparison to Hozier because a) her lyrics are more overtly and blatantly sexual and b)she’s claiming her sexuality for herself, and that scares a lot of people. The secret, no-one-wants-to-talk-about reason is that she’s a confident black woman, which terrifies people way than sex does. In conclusion, Hozier and Megan Thee Stallion are two sides of the same poetic, sexual coin, but people just don’t want to admit it. Which is WHY a collaboration between Hozier and Megan would be so powerful that it would change the timeline as we know it yes I will elaborate 

[diphowell]

who needs context

[gerardwaysbob]

‘theyre putting flavors in the pads that are making the mosquitoes gay’ - danisnotonfire

[danrifics]

[bewareofthenotsonewphannie]

even for dan and phil standards that's a terrible way to announce something. like what the hell am i supposed to do with "in 45 min or tomorrow"?????

[pseudophan]

and to think if dan went to york perhaps he'd have gotten a degree instead of just a lot of dick

[pokemonpostsonly]

[goomyloid]

chapter 5 hype moments and aura

[lizardsmp3]

[jojo-the-dogg0]

Equiping an armor tutorial

i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors

[pseudophan]

birthday hair tugs