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[abxndonedd]

whoa you can 420 blaze it now?

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[logarto]

[rubs my face against you like a cat]

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*door creaks open*

hello owo

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Henry smiled as he reached down to pick up Teddy, giving him a kiss at the side of his head as he took him to bed. "... Time for a nap~," he hummed out quietly.

     Teddy immediately leans heavily against Henry's shoulder, wrapping his arms around his neck so he can hug him tightly. The calm is soon interrupted, though, as the youngster begins to whine.

      "But daaaadyyyy," he cranes his neck and gives his best puppy dog eyes. " 'm not sleepy!"

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“Did you hit your head?”

    Thankfully, he did not hit his head on his tumble down the small incline. He didn't make it out entirely unscathed, though. The skin on both his knees and elbows is red and bloody -- the blood being the part that's scaring Teddy the most.

      He can't speak right now. He's too busy crying.

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sirsharp​:

    ❝ No, I’m sayin’– ❞   He paused, seeming to deflate almost entirely.   ❝ … y’know what, nevermind.  Sure.  I have the hiccups. ❞

      “You hafta scare ‘em away.” The other’s defeat goes unnoticed. 

       “BOO!” A little jump accompanies what’s supposed to be a frightening noise.

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sirsharp​:

                            ❝ Ah–  no.  The world just–  hiccupped.  I’m fine… ❞

      “So...” Eyebrows furrow in thought. “You have hiccups?”

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sirsharp​:

            ❝ Hck…  urg…  hold on–  time blip– ❞     He looks like he’s gonna barf!

     “Are you sick?”

[villainsmemes-deactivated202503]

GENERAL

“Can you walk?”

“How did this happen?”

“What the hell happened?”

“I hit my head.”

“Did you hit your head?”

“Can you hear me?”

“Don’t close your eyes, stay awake!”

“Come on, stay with me!”

“No no no no no!”

“You shot me!”

“I didn’t mean to shoot you!”

“You stabbed me!”

“I didn’t mean to stab you!”

“Take the knife out!”

“Don’t take the knife out!”

“It was an accident!”

“That/this wasn’t an accident!”

“That looks broken.”

“I think my leg/arm is broken.”

“That doesn’t look good.”

“Am I going to die?”

“You’re not going to die!”

“Calm down!”

“Don’t panic!”

“I can’t help you if you don’t let me!”

BLOOD

“Are you bleeding?”

“Don’t move, you’re bleeding.”

“Is that blood?”

“Whose blood is that?”

“That’s a lot of blood.”

“Do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Why do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Damn, I got blood on my shirt.”

“Don’t move, you’re losing blood!”

“I won’t let you bleed out!”

“You have blood on your face.”

“I swear to god, if you get blood on me…”

“What’s your blood type?”

“Why in the hell would you need to know my blood type?”

WOUNDS

“That cut is nasty.”

“You have a massive gash in your arm/leg!’

“Don’t touch it!”

“Don’t move, you’ll only make it worse!”

“I’ll get some bandages.”

“You’re going to need stitches.”

“That looks infected…”

“Did you get bit by something?”

“There’s no exit wound, the bullet is still in you.”

“There’s an exit wound, the bullet went through you.”

AFTERCARE

“How are you feeling?”

“How does it feel?”

“It’s still not healed, but it’s getting there.”

“Let’s go home.”

“I just want to go home.”

“Let’s get you into the bathtub.”

“We need to change your bandages soon.”

“Get some sleep, okay?”

“You need to eat something, you’ve been through a lot today.”

“I’ll check up on you in a bit.”

“You’re going to be fine. I promise.”

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    Whoops... He got chip crumbs all over.

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     Passes out.

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       Stares intensely at the teddy bear.

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rathalascendant​:

THEY WERE OUT HERE WITH A BIT OF URGENCY. Apparently, someone had come to her saying that they spied what looked like a felyne heading out on their lonesome, in the direction of a recent rampaging monster report. And history shows, that defenseless individuals and rampaging monsters do not mix. Mari carried herself with a quick pace, ignoring the calls of her furry companion who shouted around while keeping up with her.

       “ HELLO?! ANY LOST FELYNES AROUND? ” Navirou calls from behind. “ YOU CAN COME OUT! ”​

     Within a nearby bush squats a small boy with what look to be feline-like appendages (he’s covered in so much muck and grime that someone could easily overlook such things). He’s cowering and hiding away from a roaming monster -- one that’s thankfully lost his scent and has moved on to other prey. 

     He’s not quite sure enough to come out, though, so even as he hears the shouting -- Teddy stares rooted to the ground between the prickly bush’s many leaves. Some sniffling could definitely be heard if one’s ears were sensitive enough.

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15. Do they break their own things or others when they become angry?

        Yes. Teddy is very destructive when angry! His tantrums are loud and, honestly, terrifying! He's definitely pushed a plate, bowl, or cup off the table with the intention of breaking it -- which is why nobody should ever trust him with anything other than plastic.

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though this kid was trouble , seeing him getting pushed around simply didn’t sit well with kai . so he walked over , and scooped teddy up into his arm like a protective big brother .

     Sniff, sniff, sniff. "I-- I--" hic. "I didn' do it."

      He totally did, but Kai didn't need to know that. He started it by confronting one of the biggest kids in the park and trying to steal one of his sand toys.

      "They jus' s-- start pushin' me!" Which is why he attacked back, intending to cause lasting damage with his sharp little nails, but even a real tiger cub would have problems fighting off three bigger kids...

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genshonoaka​:

Unexpectedly, he feels a sharp blow land to his head, sending him to the ground on his hands and knees as he stifles a grunt, holding the side of his head.  A few seconds later, he gets right back up ready to beat up the guy that did this.  Though it looks like the kid’s got this…he thinks.  Just to be safe, he aims a punch at the thug’s groin.

The other thug watching all this unfold shows even the slightest sign of hesitancy to step in, and it’s enough for the young man to begin lunging at him too, fully intent on pounding him into mulch.

  “  You little shit!  I’LL END YOU!  ”

      It doesn’t take much effort to throw Teddy off (he weighs less than a bag of potatoes...), but it isn’t truly a win for the thug -- for he’s missing a rather large chunk of meat from his arm. 

       Teddy spits out what can only be described as pure gore, licking his lips clean of the man’s blood and then once again baring his fangs in a (cute) snarl. The thug backs away slowly while clutching his bleeding arm and staring helplessly at his ‘buddy’. Obviously they aren’t that good of friends, for the one thug abandons the other once he sees that he’s being pounded into the ground... 

       The adrenaline rush Teddy got from attacking the man is slowly starting to ebb away, leaving a very tired boy to watch the ‘end credits’ -- Carmine’s victory.