Love Begins
Kaledo Art
dirt enthusiast
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
cherry valley forever
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styofa doing anything
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Show & Tell
wallacepolsom
taylor price
hello vonnie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Stranger Things
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Jodie Foster as Dede Tate and in a publicity still for his directorial debut in Little Man Tate (1991). Jodie has three other features as director, with The Beaver an entry among my best 1,001 movies. Jodie has three entries among my best as an actress - Taxi Driver, Silence of the Lambs and The Beaver.
So in the end, my girlfriend became my archenemy, my archenemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But heyĀ ā thatās high school. Sky High (2005) dir. Mike Mitchell.
Sky High (2005) dir. Mike Mitchell
Donāt come for me I love them both šš
Totally off-topic for this blog but Contrapoints is one of my favorite creators and one of my biggest pet peeves is when people dogpile on her for the dumbest bullshit. Is she perfect? No. Should people be allowed to criticize her when she fucks up? Of course. But I just see the most nitpicky bullshit about her and it drives me insane.
Natalie has done more to deradicalize people than any armchair leftist on Twitter can dream of. Her subreddit is full of people (especially young men) who were pulled out of the alt-right pipeline thanks to her videos. Hell, I can attest to this; a few years ago I was flirting with some "gender critical"/TERFy bullshit (don't worry I'm better now) because as a woman I was feeling frustrated with our society, and Natalie's videos about why the gender critical movement is harmful and doesn't hold up really spoke to me. I live in a conservative area and don't know any trans people IRL; I feel like I could have been an easy target for radicalization by TERFs, and Natalie's videos (as well as videos by other trans/trans ally creators) helped prevent that.
Like I said, Natalie's not a perfect angel who never does anything wrong, but I hate how some people discount everything she says and act like she's some huge bitch who deserves nothing but scorn and derision because she's misspoken/worded something poorly or doesn't have the wokest take on a single issue or whatever. I think her work in deradicalizing people speaks for itself and proves that she's doing far more good than bad.
It's all part of a wider problem I've talked about before, where it feels like queer/POC/female creators are held to this impossible standard that cis/het/white/male creators are rarely if ever held to. Other people have noticed and pointed it out to, that white male creators on Breadtube (leftist Youtube) don't attract a quarter as much vitriol and criticism as the people of color and women do (or God forbid, women of color). Some of y'all have internalized biases and it really shows.
Nothing new here.. just that sherlock had already moved in. he'd been living there for a while, long enough that mrs hudson has practically adopted him & lestrade knows where to find him w/o an address; he comes from money so he can clearly afford the flat himself; he's a genius, so he knows john doesn't have any money or a job. so inviting john to "just have a look"/to split expensive london rent was a total ruse. he wanted someone to live w him. either mike sensed sherlock's loneliness and suggested a flatmate, or sherlock was lonely and sad and knew it, or both. either way: "[mike,] who would live with me?" and he saw john and he read john and he immediately knew john was suicidal. finally a plan is in the works - if i save him, if i house him, if i am extremely polite and tidy up my flat when he first comes in, if i keep him interested and excited with adventure and adrenaline, if i impress him, if he thinks i'm fantastic and amazing and brilliant, if i buy him dinner, if i let him take my card, maybe he'll stick around, maybe he'll be my friend, maybe he'll love me back
maybe you should talk to someone - lori gottlieb / white ferrari - frank ocean / the poem of the soul - louis janmot / @inkskinned / x / honeybee - trista mateer / the predatory wasp of the palisades is out to get us - sufjan stevens
normalize flopping. itās ok to fail baby. sexy even
the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience
can we bring back captcha comics
World Heritage Post
if shes your girl, then whys she breastfeeding me?
shes my girl and you are our beautiful son. welcome to the world my boy
if that old man comes back im fucking him myself
KILLING. KILLING HIM MYSELF
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ā¦so, uhā¦
ā¦who the fuck is Freud?
world heritage post
Greek dude: Butā¦but I brought you a bouquet of olives to win over your heart!
Sappho, lounging on a couch with her girlfriend on her lap, popping grapes into her mouth: Oh muse, singeth to us Despacito.
i let my little sapphic hands do all the work
Obsession
love sucks. have you ever fallen deeply, irrevocably, in love with a person? the mere thought of them consumes your entire being, everything about them is enthralling and new everytime you see it. their brilliant eyes. their tousled, mousy-brown hair. the perfect creases in their forehead. you watch them from afar and fantasize of how things could be, how they could have been had you the courage to act. had you said the right words. had you not hurt them and burned the bridge. the damage is irreversible, and you will live with the pain and regret for the rest of your life. as life moves forward at a break-neck pace the emotional scars heal and the yawning gap for what could have been and what should have been is obscured by the demands and responsibilities of adult life. the embers of your obsession slowly flicker out of your conscience and only memories remain.Ā
Fuck Iām at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and Iām probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterdayās night ājust for fun and because I donāt want any bagel to be mad with meā, and todayās afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasnāt let me down yet!
I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!
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Worth a try lol
i could use some good news or even a good girlĀ
Go lil bagle! Show me your power!
Okii then!
THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG
I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT
imma spin this bagel of fortune weāll see what transpires ;)
The bean jar
[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I wasā¦. a young boyā¦ my Fatherā¦ had what he called the bean jarā¦
have i mentioned recently @allieinarden is the best
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing youāve missed: The concept ofĀ āpurpleā Didnāt always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his āwine-dark sea.ā
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. Iām hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend youāre not wrong About Homerās wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple Youāve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word āpurpleā, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.
My reaction, only with coffee.
Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof
Purple is prose and as we all know
English is not a tongue neat.
Words are alive, and flexible, they jibe
And from our sick brains they meet:
Rhyming with purple to the lexicon burgle,
And remember thereās more than just herbal
We can colorāempurple,
(Alternatively impurple )
And we can also enrage! Bepurple!
You canāt ride a horse without a good curple
Or youāll fall and then walk with a hirple.
Donāt forget plurals, for varied are purples,
and besprinkleāthatās called disperple.
Even rarer are names
Although that seems strange,
Recall Burkel, Myrtle, and Urkel!
Watch out for the gods
Like Akkadian Nergal
You donāt want your blood to go curdle!
A husky is curtal,
And if unspayed is fertile,
But never as much as a gerbil.
With clothes we have kirtle
And donāt forget girdle
Or how babies will gurgle
I think we could keep going in circles.
Reposting this because a buddy was looking forĀ āpurpleā words this week.
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Well, thatās enough internet for me today.
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