i was crafted in a lab to be

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@abyssage
i was crafted in a lab to be
Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"
Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*
GIRL you are KILLING IT! GIRL i don’t think it’s MOVING ANYMORE. GIRL you can STOP BITING
asunder gotta be one of the top five ways to be torn
i’m really not built for the whole “sitting around and doing nothing” thing, y’know. i got things. i got energy. the type of energy that feels like something under your skin. really rlelwrable stuff
ooh i need enrichment. i need enrichment i need enrichment.
i have heartburn.
would you be mad if i wound up in your local river and disrupted the delicate ecosystem and your trout population…
deep sea
him: you better not be fucked up images of lantern sharks when I get there
my bathypelagic ass:
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Back and ready to rock!
I'm ready to rock!
it’s either that or my tongue, really, but that’s mostly since it’s right there. unfortunately, i kind of need that thing! it’s important! for work, and such.
i experience the whole range of entirely human emotions when it’s late at night and i have irrepressible amounts of pent-up energy. everyone gets the urge to chew on their arm every once in awhile in a fit of something!
you guys are always on this website like wow this guy would look so good covered in blood. what about ME. wouldn’t I look good covered in blood. don’t you love me
skin is free.
fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin
i comen to get you :D