ee, man, you know little about boats

age of sail, sea yearning, marine biology, nautical shitposting. the terror (#2 hickey apologist), hornblower, aubreyad, black sails, pirates of the caribbean.

[abyssalcaptain]

fucked up boats

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[targetedknowledge]

[uss-edsall]

Does anyone have this picture

But it’s a parody of Master and Commander’s opening title

I swear I have seen this before and I cannot for the life of me find it

[kesslersymbolic]

This image?

[uss-edsall]

YES

[eddardsharpe]

[bacony-cakes]

PNG'D! (i didn't know the font so this is taken directly from the image)

+ bonus italian navy vessel

[catgirl-kaiju]

[ganymedian]

Pow! That’s love!!!

[petoskeystones]

[boltlightning]

by jove, i am not covetous for gold, / nor care i who doth feed upon my cost; / it yearns me not if men my garments wear; / such outward things dwell not in my desires. — henry v, act 4 scene 3

[femmenietzsche]

Mutual who loses a leg to a bear trap, then their other leg to a bear trap, then the first leg to another bear trap (the first time it was only amputated below the knee) and you keep expecting the fourth accident to happen any day but it never, ever comes

[armadillorollup]

letting the days go by.....

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

are we getting the wendys four for four francis? i would like that very much.

[cogneartive]

when the persona you made eats you; when the performance youve been putting on eats you; when the name they gave you eats you; when the image people made of you eats you; when the role you were assigned eats you; when the you that other people see or even made for you or you made for them takes over the you that you know and eats you alive.

[saviorified]

I believe he is a girl but not anytime soon

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"Be about your business lil creachur"

"I shall shark elsewhere"

[nemfrog]

"Algæ, or sea-weeds, furnish abundant ornamental material, and should not be neglected, for an investigation of their varieties will well repay the trouble of search and research."

Theory and practice of design. 1894.

Internet Archive

[amnesiaguy]

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

[varijacija]

[peashooter85]

An incredible Winchester Model 1873 lever action rifle carved by the Haida people of the Pacific Northwest, British Columbia.

[chiropteracupola]

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.