Everyone Needs An Escape

Sniggy, 23. NZ Indian. I just post what I like.

[blignick]

[aropride]

walking into a museum and the little info cards by each artwork just says "credit to the artist!" "lmk if ur the artist and want me to tag u" "found this on pinterest :)"

[aropride]

[mushinoonna-deactivated20210208]

fuck it kfc in the basement

[powerburial]

colonel amontillado: You have just got to try my limited Cajun-style fried chicken. I have a bucket down here just for you

[dsmsix]

[ablaske]

they're on a video conference

[dsmsix]

[viralfrog]

[friendofelphie]

It’s hard to watch other people live out your dreams

[ruinedchildhood]

[tricktster]

So like when we bought the new house, right after closing my attorney gave me this checklist of things to do right away, like rekey the locks, check the carbon monoxide and fire alarms, and replace all the toilet seats.

This last one struck us as very funny because, while the toilet seat one is a reasonable reminder for those richie riches out there with new toilet seat money and a fear of lingering butt germs, we do not have that option, because our 125 year old house came equipped with a toilet so technologically advanced that we have a separate toilet adjacent wall panel to control all the options.

This toilet has features I have never even seen before, much less experienced. When you sit down on it, it makes a comforting little beep, as if to say “hello friend, i’ve missed you!” It then begins to run just the tiniest bit of water to ensure that the built in bidet with full independent control over direction, intensity, and temperature will be prepared whether you opt for cold, lukewarm, or hot. Then, there is the air dry button, with its own temperature and intensity controls. It will literally both wash and dry your butt, and you will be in the utmost comfort while doing so. There is an anti-odor button, and I cannot fathom what technology THAT one deploys. There is still more.

We never would have bought this on our own, but we have quickly come to trust and love the Poopstation-9000.

[kii-tty]

[magicratfingers]

Werewolf boyfriend

[thetursithan]

A true friend is seen in times of need...

[julevanwilde]

It's so fucked up that there are people who think animals are mindless automatons. Meanwhile we have a crab who can see when another needs help and takes action. Successfully. That's more awareness and compassion than many humans display. It didn't have to do that; the difference that makes to its own survival is negligible, but it chose to anyway.

[precious-silly-thing-deactivate]

Candle clocks

[capillaries-burst-from-boredom]

same energy tbh

[justcatposts]

Leopard getting weighed 

(Source)

[puppy-the-werewolf]

Baby goes in the bucket

[kaijuno]

Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(

[kaijuno]

God forbid women do anything

[kaijuno]

Where do u think I got the afterburner lol

[zegalba]

I-80 highway through Wyoming. nicknamed The Sisters, for the three sets of hills that create an optical illusion of the road rising into the sky

[netscaper]

[hamletthedane]

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[icantbearsedtothinkofone]

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

[dduane]

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

[buffyjenna123-blog]

Please bless me potato of luck

[littlehenrikehd]

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[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

I love it when people unify for the silliest of things