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@acaciadangelo
Wow, you guys broke time! Congratulations on your fifty years!
Thanks.Â
Really? How long has it been?
We make fifty years tomorrow.
Somebody asked me my opinion on Miley Cyrus now and I honestly don’t even know where she is.
We're in a relationship.
bruno mars → treasure
That’s what it sounds like. There’s just.. so many melons. I can’t deal.
The Melon Family, snap snap.Â
'Cause I can't actually snap.
What’s the difference between a melon and a cantaloupe?
I thought they were all in the melon family.
☆ sux task #1: typical myspace surveys ☆
Cold beds are ridiculous.
But cold pillows are the best life could offer.
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Did you leave it on purpose?
Yeah? I wasn't sticking my hand in those toilets.
I threw it against my wall out of rage.
Creative. One time, my phone fell in a park bathroom. I left it there.
So I uh— I got a new phone.
What happened to your old one?
Well, it’s sort of my duty as a good human being to tell you that what you’re listening to is shit and suggest some better alternatives. Blondie, or Bananarama. Gary Numan maybe. Even Madonna’s early stuff is better then that abomination who calls herself a singer.
Why should it matter what I listen to? It's not like I'm forcing you to listen to it. Everyone has a different opinion on what they think is good music. You like that stuff, Briar likes hippie music, and I like things with a good beat. So if you'd please remove yourself from my view and never come back. Thanks.
Twerking with Miley isn’t anything someone worth my politeness would even consider, let alone want to do.
Then don't talk or look at me if I'm not worthy. It's super simple.
Butts are just butts.
You're joking, right?