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[zenaquaria]

Completed Commission: RPG Portrait

Another fun piece for @acaciaride of Bindweed, the dryad druid, experiencing a Fluster-Shutdown! As a dryad with bark skin, she blushes flowers! 

Thanks for commissioning! c:

Do not repost, edit, alter, trace/copy, use/redistribute my artworks without my prior permission.

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Visit me at ZenDoes.Art to peruse my commission info!

[acaciaride]

My adorable little nerd. Honestly it'd surprising that the flowers aren't just permanently sprouted with how often she gets flustered.

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

I’m curious - considering every pet of any kind you’ve had in your lifetime, where have you gotten your pets from?

Just shelters

Just pet stores

Just breeders

Shelters and pet stores

Shelters and breeders

Pet stores and breeders

Shelters, pet stores, and breeders

Other? (tags)

Voting ended onApr 12, 2023

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

the consequence of this poll I am immediately really enjoying is seeing all the stories of ways people happened to get their pets in the tags :]

[zenaquaria]

Completed Commission: Refsheet; Shaded Couple

A couple pieces just completed for @acaciaride, a ref of this lovely Dryad gal, Bindweed, and a couple pic with Lorelai the tabaxi NPC! I enjoyed getting to put artwork to their descriptions; they’re a fun pair of gals!  Look sometimes a gal’s just gotta heft her stressed-out gf over her shoulder to carry her somewhere less stressful~

Thanks for commissioning! c:

Do not repost, edit, alter, trace/copy, use/redistribute my artworks without my prior permission.

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Visit me at ZenDoes.Art to peruse my commission info!

[acaciaride]

Y'all look at my girl! Zen did such an amazing job bringing her to life! You can definitely see why Bindweed immediately fell for Lorelai when they first met, that is one handsome cat lady.

[rongzhi]

Problem solving

English added by me :)

[acaciaride]

@8verity8

[serdunkthelunk]

actually THIS is my new favorite doesthedogdie comment

[rule0frose]

This is mine. It's on turning red

[protoformx]

this comment on a transformers comic page has always killed me

[primeministerofantarctica]

the finding nemo page is really good too

[curlicuetruth]

adding some from the tags :3

[tittytron]

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

[ironbound-oberon]

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

[lifeisaroughjourney]

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

[plaguedocboi]

Twitter and tiktok are like a coral reef

It’s loud and bright and productive and glamorous. It’s fast-paced and things cycle through the environment in hours. Everyone is trying to fight for their position in the food chain and stay Relevant. There are lots of pretty things to look at. If something gets Popular it has an impact on everything around it, for a brief time until the next big thing arrives. To an outside observer it’s chaos but to those involved it has order, reason, a Purpose.

Tumblr is like a deep-sea ecosystem.

Things are slow and weird. Memes bounce around for years and even decades. People exist in their little isolated hydrothermal vent communities of mutuals. Sometimes something big happens (suez canal, November 5th, Queen Lizzie kickin’ it) and we all gather around like a whale fall but for the most part we’re just snootling around in the sand doing whatever the fuck. Occasionally someone comes down and shines their flashlight around and immediately leaves and tells their friends about what freaky shit we have going on in the depths. We don’t care. We’re very busy talking about Our Friend Jonathan from a book published in the 1800s like worms slowly digesting the bones of a long-dead organism.

[inqorporeal]

Sometimes you'll be drifting around minding your own business, and something massive and horrible will drift past just out of sight range and you'll know it feom the way the current changes. And you'll be glad it didn't see you.

[neil-gaiman]

Why Tumblr? Why do you, an actual celebrity, a famous writer, use Tumblr of all websites?

(The actual celebrity and famous writer sits back in his rocking chair, surveys the world of Tumblr, from his porch. He chews meditatively on a straw, and then he says:)

TACAFW: Y'see, I've been here for nigh on twelve years now, which in new-fangled internet years is about four hundred years... yup, I remember when all this wuz just folks trading photos of cats, and I remember when over there, where it's now just waste land, that whole part of town was whut we used to call 'Not safe for work" -- hooey, I don't know where those folks went, when they got driv out of town -- but me, through those twelve years, I've just been in this old rockin' chair on this old porch, and I've seen 'em come and I've seen 'em go... I guess I mus' just' like it here...

[catsoverloaded]

Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.

[kitten-cab00dle]

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

[commando-rogers]

ok idk if people on here are talking abt this idk if I’ve seen it but one of the funniest/most awkward things about the immediate aftermath of the queen’s death was audiences that night going to see musicals on the west end, specifically Wicked. apparently before the show some official came out and called for a minute or two of silence in honor of the queen. makes sense. silence concludes, lights come down, show begins. the overture begins very loudly with dramatic and fast-moving music, moves to a slower section, and at around the minute mark, becomes a very brassy, loud, cantankerous kind of aggressive melody. and then, after a minute of silence and a minute of overture, the audience is greeted with the first words of this musical, the words that have started the musical every night since 2003, now being sung loud and proud in london on September 8th, 2022:

“Good news! She’s dead!”

[crayonurchin]

[acaciaride]

I talk to Jeep the exact same way.

I love him but,

He's a bloody idiot.

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

reblog to hit me with a cardboard tube

[acaciaride]

It's official. I'm old now.

[techmomma]

I love shopping in antique shops because 1. history, but also 2. because I know most things I buy in an antique shop will probably last me at least another decade, if not potentially several decades.

Also because sometimes I spot things that are clearly cultural-anthropology treasures and it looks like nobody has any fucking idea and I stand there, baffled, at the fact that it’s selling for like $20-30.

[acaciaride]

Steph in any antique shop.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

[acaciaride]

@empressofthelibrary @kajeaynart

[funnytwittertweets]

[acaciaride]

Fuck I have this thought when I say "my husband..."

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

things librarians judge you for:

saying the book came to you like that when clearly your dog chewed on it

trying to reshelve books on your own

yelling at us to get our attention

talking on your phone when we’re trying to assist you

yelling at non-management staff for policies they have no power over

asking for more time on the computer when the session has already logged you off, you needed to ask for that time 5 minutes ago

asking us to look something up for you by the call number. the call number tells you where it is. please just give me the title.

getting upset with us for anything COVID related

things librarians do NOT judge you for (unless they’re bad at librarianing):

reading erotica

using the copier incorrectly

not speaking english as a first language

being an adult and not reading grown up books

owing fines

liking romance novels

finding out your child’s card is blocked because they’ve been billed for books they’ve secretly been hiding behind their dresser

having books overdue

you liking graphic novels and comics

your CHILD liking graphic novels and comics. seriously. we just want them to read.

taking books off of a display

asking us to check and make sure we don’t have a book you returned (with COVID and quarantining books, more things are getting missed, so asking a librarian to do a shelf check is okay! but be nice. we are So Tired and Busy. if you say something like “if you’re busy feel free to check when you have time and get back to me” we will love you. we will probably be like “you’ve been nice so i’ll go right now”)

things librarians judge, but don’t judge YOU for:

James Patterson. Look. we all know everyone likes him. That’s great, we love that people read because of him! But we do judge James Patterson as an entity. He’s got so many goddamn books. they take up so much goddamn space. james. jimmy. jimsicle. just. stop putting your name on things, please, we are begging you. liking james patterson is Valid. BEING james patterson is not valid.

[acaciaride]

@tumbleaboutit