[academia]

tbh i thought you were an academia aesthetic blog but i'm glad i followed you cause your posts are fucking hilarious

everyone thinks that!!! i changed it to this so long ago and i didnt think of the possibly that people might think that but im too locked in to change it (also i just dont care enough)

[baduknots]

@svv.art

[hairbrushed]

trucks for girls

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[bussytwink-deactivated20210401]

[riotdyke]

Man, remember when Free The Nipple was a thing and there was an actual substantial amount of feminists who believed even public nudity wasn't inherently sexual and now if you date a short person hundreds of anonymous idiots online will call you a pedophile.

[legallybrunettedotcom]

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

[legallybrunettedotcom]

i believe i can do everything in this life except feign interest and suck up to people

[aropride]

this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026

[were--ralph]

how good at video games in general do you consider yourself to be

fucking awful. i am playing on easy and not ashamed

i mean definitely not good

like. worse than average but i try my best and do ok

perfectly average idk

a little bit better than average, some might say

im objectively good. not the best but certainly better than average

p good

im preeeetty good borderline goated at video james

fucking goated, next

I am the best in my friend groups

i do not play video games. fucking nerds.

i only watch people play games, im like. a semi-gamer.

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[ouroborosorder]

you can find chort in the clyteum

[ouroborosorder]

[tokidokifish]

[segamascott]

smash

[pokeballvictimized]

Huh. So, remember how you asked me last week if we would be friends in every universe? Well, I looked it up and uh. No, first of all. But what I did find out is that you have a bunch of things that you DO do in every universe and they're kinda weird. You become some kind of weird time traveling rapper in most, but more importantly you create a shitty webcomic in every single universe. every single one. even the ones where you die REALLY early. its kinda freaking me out man

[pancakeke]

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

[pancakeke]

[pancakeke]

we aint putting that on the chart, chief

[mangonetics]

yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor

[pancakeke]

OKAY FINE JESUS

[pancakeke]

tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong

[salvadordante]

The other name for Vaseline is evil tho. Petroleum jelly 💀

[pancakeke]

yeah omg some people were calling me out for using a "brand" but i am NOT calling it that. SORRY.

[pancakeke]

listen here, smart ass...

[hungwy]

hey why did you reblog that from someone else and not me? are we not acquaintances any more? i guess the bond between mutuals who dont talk to each other means nothing to you.

[sacred-portal]

[deadpigdarling]

[saulwexler]

Hey did you draw that evil feminist caricature to warn men how their wives would act once they got the right to vote? Illustrator: sure did boss. real sexy, just like you asked.

[kaijuno]

SOMEONE ON DORT HWY IN FLINT MI COME GET YA POCKET PUSSY

[ubercharge]