Here's Some Shit No One Asked For

25-she/they-bi Everything is bullshit and we're all going to die so do whatever you want. Author of I Dreamt of You. Come on here and yell at me for being on hiatus for the third time. *Update: you can’t yell at me for being on hiatus anymore, but you can yell at me for any emotional damage I may have caused.

[accept-n-destroy]

My boys live rent free in my brain.

Art for my fic “I Dreamt of You”

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[accept-n-destroy]

You're 24 and you're still in school?

Worse, I’m 26 and still in school

[glutko]

This is the best CAPTCHA comic.

[starwarsheritageposts]

star wars heritage post

[astralynx]

Ponyo your dad is nonbinary as fuck

[redstonedust]

watching the person in the mobile game ad royally screw up a very simple logic puzzle knowing theyre doing it on purpose to annoy me into wanting to play the game myself and its unfortunately working

[redstonedust]

*through gritted teeth* i could save you. i could end your suffering.

[cybergirl2006]

[swarnpert]

if making whoopee is old timey slang for sex then are whoopee pies named that because they look like.......well......you know........

[swarnpert]

thank you for giving me that wonderful visual

[little-king-john-deactivated202]

Never expected memes in 2023 to require a working knowledge of German.

[trashcora]

HARVEY GUILLÉN Met Gala 2023, Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty

[spaghettinatural]

hes so real for this

[omgthatdress]

K.Stew is giving full 90s dyke and god she is doing it so well. I’d like her to take me to the Los Angeles Philharmonic, wink wink.

[catmask]

just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

[catmask]

BRO?

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Reblog if you're self indulgent and perverted lmao

[bemusedlybespectacled]

fellas is it perverted to think happy thoughts

[twoblogger-deactivated20260714]

I hate the trend of just describing books with what minorities the main characters represent and nothing else. not only does it feel weird + exploitative to me it's also such a shoddy ineffective marketing technique. "this is my book with queer polyam disabled vampires you should buy it" ok great but what is it like. about. what are the themes. why should I read it

[yamino]

Can't argue with true facts... 🔥🎀🧡

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[japplejottomjeans]

Ss might be canon but this scene was more intimate than any scenes they ever had

[greelin]

riddler: and i drew this. i assumed your fursona is a bat, because, well—

batman: what is that.

riddler: it’s us. you’re the bat and i’m the rat. because my fursona is—

batman, running on at most two hours of sleep for the past three days: [teeth gritting] What Is That.

riddler: [smug, if not slightly disappointed and taken aback] do you not know what a fursona is?

batman: [visibly annoyed] i KNOW. what a FURSONA. IS.

[monkey-watch]

🌳 lorax-lover  Follow

ummm not-so-friendly reminder that the onceler literally drove the truffula tree into extinction to make thneeds so owning one is NOT the flex you think it is

🎩 oncies-girl  Follow

have you considered that some people own thneeds as a coping mechanism?? i literally have adhd and cant focus unless i have my thneed with me… there’s literally no ethical consumption under capitalism so maybe check your privilege and let people enjoy things

[thatsbelievable]