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iamnevertheone

bones-trousle

#omg i’d be freaking out if i was that close to being cut in half #but tony’s just ‘welp there goes the door oh well’

#i love how he just tosses it on the ground #like #‘well fuck i guess i gotta replace that now jesus”

honorarytenenbaum

#billionaireproblems

tlematimun

thor gif challenge: [3/3] outfits ↳the deep red long sport coat that ruined my life (avengers: age of ultron)

izzy-hands

#I’VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I’LL SAY IT NOW#THE WARDROBE DEPARTMENT WAS RIDE OR DIE FOR THOR#THEY TOOK ONE LOOK AT THE SCRIPT AND WERE LIKE THIS MOVIE IS GONNA FUCKING SUCK#BUT YOU KNOW WHAT DOESN’T SUCK?#THOR IN ARMANI!#YEAH LET’S GIVE HIM A V-NECK SO HE CAN SHOW OFF HIS CLEAVEGE#LET’S GIVE HIM A FLY ASS COAT THAT LOOKS LIKE IT’S BEEN#PAINTED ONTO THOSE SHOULDERS#LET’S MAKE HIS PUSSY POP LIKE NEVER BEFORE#AND THEN THEY DID (via @spacefloozy)

luckyfaeth

peter parker: hey captain carol look at this cool picture of me on this pride flag!

carol: wow that’s cool man

peter parker: yeah! i took it on the anniversary of gay marriage being legalized!

carol:

carol: the anniversary of WHAT BEING LEGALIZED

peter parker: gay m—-wait where are you going????

carol, flying out the window: LOUISIANA

artieststuff

*frantic knocking on Maria’s door*

maria, opening the door: what the f-

carol: GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGALIZED

maria:

maria: i know???

carol: and you didn’t dO ANYTHING ABOUT IT????

viciousboobielicious

maria: fury didn’t let me use the pager

the-real-skye

Why was this hiding in the tags???

lexorcisms

tony stark is the mitochondria of the mcu

quietpetitegirl-deactivated2025

+ Bonus

678i0u

king of giving practical advice

effervescentbi

Thor + some of his under-appreciated intelligence

insanity-keeps-things-fun

Thor is like a jock from school who everyone thought was average at best with school. But then one day someone just “Wait a second, he’s in all advanced classes,” and everyone realises that he’s never done anything to make people think he’s not super smart- he’s just so nonchalant about his smarts people didn’t notice

captnswilson

Fury to the Avengers: Alright, listen up, you little shits. Not you, Carol. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.

mysieee

Murderous Blue Space Siblings™

lousysharkbutt

my big bro moved back to school yesterday… the victory period is SO SHORT

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thecryptkeeper

me holding my pet up to a mirror: look it’s you :]

my pet:

jakeolson

We were raised together… We played together…

captainfaygeleh

okay i have a loki question

how the fuck did odin sneak him into asgard?

like, heimdall saw that shit right? odin comes back through the bifrost and heimdall is just “…………….”

heimdall: that’s a baby

odin: yes! he’s my son! ………..loki. i’m going to dress him in green and black, because that worked great last time

or odin comes back and is trying to figure out, how to play it, and heimdall and frigga are just waiting for him and completely deadpan

frigga: ah, husband! you have returned from war in time to meet your newborn son. who i had. after being pregnant. secretly.

odin: what

frigga:

heimdall:

loki: *baby noises*

odin: right

honestly, i just need heimdall going up to frigga like “you won’t believe what your husband just did”

matchgirl42

odin: he’s a replacement for the child I had to lock away in the shadow realm.

heimdall:

odin: I’ll do better by this one. I know I will.

heimdall:

heimdall: You mean Frigga will.

langernameohnebedeutung

Odin: Please can we keep it? It’s cute and changes colours and smiles at my empty eye socket. I promise I’ll take care of it I’ll feed it every week and I’ll dress it in green and black and I’ll teach it to throw knives and it will be great!

Heimdall: Frigga, he stole a baby. Say something.

rebelmeg

THIS IS THE BEST THING

the-geek-cornucopia

I like to imagine Frigga visiting Heimdall and they have tea and gossip about how much a mess Odin is.

the-flightoficarus-deactivated2

Hiemdall: *plopping into Friggas parlour and already reaching for the cup Frigga is passing him* Lemme tell you what wild shit your sons are doing in Alfhiem

tin-can-iron-man

Hiemdall rollerblading into the throne room this week with sunglasses and a piña coloda: Your Majesty, you’re not going to fucking believe this stuff your son brought back from Midgard.

disasterlesbianshuri

Frigga, iceskating down the bifrost with three bottles of tequila wearing a mini cape from a midgardian children’s dracula costume: Heimdall, my good bitch, I have news.