A Thinking Reed

Reed | she/they enby | sneeze kink blog | minors DNI | Demisexual/Asexual | 40 | WAV COMMISSIONS OPEN: 3/3 slots | actually three goblins in a trenchcoat | married

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Reed's Master Post

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I currently have wav commissions OPEN! 3/3 slots are still available! Details here.

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My master post for recordings on Tumblr is here.

Fic content, including Accidental Mistress, can be found under the cut on this post!

If you like what I do, please consider sending me some support so I can continue to create content for you!

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Note: Since I'm mainly into allergies, most of my fics revolve around them. Any that are illness related are marked with the tag "sickfic".

Vibrahnem Content

Setting Information:

World Overview

Accidental Mistress

Nicole Violette is a young witch looking to improve her skills by summoning a familiar, but her life gets turned upside down when the Demon Lord Oraion shows up instead.

Character Profiles:

Noelle Violette and Oraion Leroux

Quinns Shaw

Oliver Dietrich

Mordecai Amadeus Catherwood

Fics:

In chronological order (story, not publication) with the earliest at the top. After each title is a short description of which characters are in it, and what kind of content.

SEASON ONE:

Accidental Mistress (Noelle, Oriaon - M snz)

Experiment 239-158 (Noelle, Oriaon - M snz)

Enter Knight (Noelle, Oraion, Quinns - M snz, SWH)

At the Silver Market (Noelle, Oraion, Quinns - M snz, whump)

Stray Cat (Oliver, Quinns - M snz, N-b snz)

Sugar We're Going Down (Noelle, Oraion - M snz, NSFW)

Silver Metal (Noelle, Oraion - M snz)

Dust in the Wind (Noelle, Oraion, - M snz, F snz)

Catch Me (Noelle, Oraion - M snz, whump)

Induce or Not? (Noelle, Oraion - M snz)

Growing Up (Noelle, Oraion - M snz, giant snz, destructive snz)

Take (Noelle, Oraion - whump)

Soaked (Noelle, Oraion - M snz, NSFW)

Cat's in the Cradle (Quinns, Oliver - N-b snz)

Faith, Trust, and... (Noelle, Oraion, Jeong Hun - M snz)

Cleaning House (Mordecai - M snz)

Library Magic (Noelle, Oraion - M snz, NSFW)

Nothing Holding Me Back (Noelle, Oraion - M snz)

One Look (Quinns, Oliver - N-B snz)

Broken (Noelle, Oraion - M snz, F snz, whump)

This Feeling (Noelle, Oraion, Quinns, Oliver - F snz, N-B snz, sickfic)

Good Things (Noelle, Oraion - F snz, M snz, sickfic, NSFW)

Beneath the Mask (Noelle, Oraion - M snz, non-human snz, sickfic)

Drabbles:

Safe in His Arms (Modern AU)

Handkerchief (not snz)

Playlist:

"Official" Accidental Mistress Playlist

Asks:

Emoji Ask 💬 N&O

Emoji Ask 🪶&💐 N&O

100 Questions N, O, Q, and Me

Emoji Ask 🕰️ N&O

Emoji Ask 📓 N and 🍵 O

EFF OC Inquiry 3 & 4 N&O

EFF OC Inquiry 2 & 9 O

OC Asks 10 & 13

OC Asks 4 & 9

OC Asks 16

Art:

Oraion Sketches

Oraion color piece

Sneezy Oraion

Realistic Concepts

confused-snz Fan Art

Hachiibun sketch commission

Cursebreaker

Jakob Steiner, a young Archivist of the Order, gets more than he bargained for when taking in a stray cat leads him to meet an unusual fellow named Balthasar.

Character profiles:

Jakob and Balthasar

Fics:

To Have a Voice (Jakob, Balthasar - M snz)

Other Fics

Sparks of Something New (Zayne, Lynette - M snz)

Sparks Between Brothers (Zayne, Lynette, Jakob - M snz)

Hell at Dawn (G/enshin, D/iluc - M snz, sickfic)

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Fighting for My Life

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Another from ye olde vaulte. Sometimes I don't even remember why I titled these files the way that I did, but apparently I was fighting for my life with this one lmao

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Grass Didn't Work So Here's Chhinkni Instead

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Here's another one from the vault. This one is from last summer, when I tried inducing with a piece of grass, but it didn't work, so I just used chhinkni instead lol

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Messy (Attempted) Stifles

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More from the vault! I wasn't actually all that successful at stifling these, but an attempt was made lol.

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Would you do the classic ah ah achoo sound

Definitely could be fun to try, so I'll keep it in mind next time I'm recording! In the meantime, you might enjoy this wav: You Make Me Sneeze With Cartoonish Buildups

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Scream sneezes? Like obnoxious “CHHEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!” ?

Nah, sorry, this one I won't do. One: I'm honestly not sure that I could, even if I wanted to. Two: I dislike scream sneezes, personally. Really not my thing. Sorry!

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Just wanted to say I’m loving all of your archived vault posts! Many belated bless your (;

Aw, thank you so much, anon 😊 I'm glad to be posting things again!

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Would you ever make a wav of super loud, exaggerated, over the top sneezes?

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I hope this fits what you wanted, anon 😅 My sneezes are already pretty forceful, so I don't know that I was able to get much more volume than usual, but I didn't cover so hopefully that helped? I also tried to make my sneezes sound more like the classic "Achoo!" sound. Thank you for the request!

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Intense

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Another one from the vault. Just what the name implies 😏

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Sneeze and Kitty

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More from the vault. I was trying out a new microphone, and my cat decided to join in lol

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I still have a lot of wavs in "the vault" to post, but I also want to make new content. Suggestions?

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I still have a lot of wavs in "the vault" to post, but I also want to make new content. Suggestions?

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Natural-ish and Not Natural Sneezes lol

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More from the vault. These are all induced sneezes, but I tried to make the first ones sound more like my natural sneezes, which are usually a little softer than how chhinkni makes me sneeze.

You can find more of my wavs under the hashtag #reedsrecordings

Also I am open for wav commissions, see pinned post for details

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alt text for easier reading but again, sorry for making a post like this and I'll go back to normal posting soon just wanted to reach out in hopes something changes

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Commission for @hitchykitty of our PawPrince couple Aubin and Gevy having some fun with a foxtail cat toy 😏

Gevy is undoubtedly the sneezier of the couple, so Aubin enjoys every chance he gets to make himself all itchy and indulge them. Of course, it helps now that he lives with Gevy's kitties that he's so allergic to—

And when Gevy works up the nerve to ask to induce him... Aubin loves knowing he's doing things right and driving them crazy 😉

The uncensored version is up on my Patreon!

If you like my drawings, and are willing and able to do so, please consider commissioning me, pledging to my Patreon, or donating through ko-fi ☕! You're not obliged to, but every bit helps to keep me living decently and I really do appreciate it!

❗ PLEASE NO REBLOGGING TO NON-KINK BLOGS ❗

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Too Much Chhinkni...?

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Some more sneezes from the vault. These were intense.

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Dry Air Inducing

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More from the vault. I recorded this one during one winter when the air in my house was really dry and making my nose itchy, but I couldn't get any sneezes out without a little help 🤧

You can find more of my wavs under the hashtag #reed's recordings