Accident Prone Dork

Someone needs to save me from myself. Maybe I need to be put in a bubble?? She/Her 30 years old (and I feel it) Still a clumsy as all hell

[milsisafairy]

-You send MHA boys a drunk text-pre relationship

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smau materlist

mdni!

ft. izuku midoriya, shoto todoroki, katsuki bakugou, eijiro kirishima, denki kaminari, hitoshi shinsou, keigo takami, shouta aizawa, dabi

content. fem!reader, suggestive content, grown-up characters, alcohol usage

a/n: it's been a while since i last wrote a smau... Hope you guys like it! Reaquest for smau are open btw!

[starkspondwater]

Could you write headcanons about main 5 s/o meeting they'r families? If you don't want to write for all of them, could you at least write for Kyle? Pretty please?🥺

I can indeed! I actually think about this a lot. I didn't put in every hc I have because this would be...long. But I wrote the big ones along with a few general family hc's!

Kyle!

💚 Meeting Kyle's parents would be probably the most anxiety inducing thing I think.

💚 Sheila loves her sons to pieces, and I hc her as being the kind of mom that doesn't think anyone is good enough for her kids

💚 That being said, I think once she sees how enamored Kyle is, she'd soften up quite a bit.

💚 Ask her about her cooking and I think every preconceived notion she'd have of you would go out the window.

💚 Ike would be a little shit let's be honest. He's going to make dumb little comments to his brother to embarrass the hell out of him. Gerald gets a kick out of that so he's no help

💚 I don't see Gerald as being super involved in his kids relationships. He'd be nice I think, but the man seems like he's got other things on his mind than what his kids are doing in their personal lives. Out of him and Sheila, he's the one that's going to let you guys get away with going out past curfew and keeping the bedroom door closed.

Stan!

💙I don't see Stan as being excited to introduce his s/o to his family, but knows it needs to happen. Probably puts it off for a while

💙Sharon is going to be a typical mom, friendly and asking all sorts of questions. I also see her as the type to always mention to Stan that he can invite you over for dinners or out to eat with them

💙Randy. Randy, Randy, Randy. Main reason Stan doesn't want to introduce you two is because Randy has no filter. Man will say whatever comes to mind, no matter how much it embarrasses Stan. He will ask some sort of inappropriate question that will have Sharon pulling him out of the room by the ear.

💙Shelly has no issue making fun of her brother and will do so when it comes to you. If you're a girl I do see her as not minding having you around, barging into Stan's room to "borrow" you for a little girl time. This does happen the first time you come over, and it sets a precedent.

💙Expect Randy to explain the process of growing weed to you a million times. You will get tegridy merch and if you wear it out and about and he hears about it, you will be his favorite out of his children. Despite that he will never fully remember your name.

Cartman!

❤️Eric could not give less of a shit about introducing you to his mom

❤️A part of me thinks deep down he actually wants you to meet his mother. He might treat her like a maid as a child, but you can pry the hc that he actually loves her from my cold dead hands.

❤️He'd act like meeting her was no big deal, but definitely told his mom to dress nice and clean things up for when his s/o comes over

❤️Liane is too sweet, so I see her just treating you like her own from the beginning. She seems like the type to mention 'wedding bells' way to early in the relationship (will mention it that first dinner. "Meeeeeeem!")

❤️Part of her probably hopes having you in his life would help soften her little poopsykins sharp edges.

❤️Will get your number before you leave. Expect to get personal invitations to come over for dinners.

❤️I love Liane Cartman and she needs to be appreciated

Kenny!

🧡Kenny has his own issues with his family, particularly his dad. I can see him being a little dodgy about inviting an s/o over, knowing that it won't be as 'extravagant' as it would be elsewhere. You would have to reassure him you didn't care

🧡Carol is going to be very welcoming, inviting you in and offering whatever they have available if you're hungry or thirsty. I see her as being a chatty kathy, Kenny rolling his eyes as he tries to get a word in during the conversation, especially when she brings up baby stories about him

🧡Stuart is probably a little less involved, giving a small hello when you come in. He kind of gives me the same vibes as Gerald, having his own interests and letting his kids live their lives. I also see him kind of like Randy saying things that probably shouldn't be said in that kind of situation.

🧡I hc the McCormick siblings as being close in different ways. Kevin probably nudges Kenny throughout the meeting, a small brotherly congrats on bagging someone that 'put up with him' (said jokingly)

🧡Karen looks up to Kenny, and I see that extending to anyone he brings around like a s/o. She'd be shy at first, but once she opened up that girl will be coming along on dates because you're her 'very best friend' and 'Kenny can share!' Kenny doesn't mind one bit.

Butters!

💗Trying to plan a time to meet the parents with Butters groundings is hard. Eventually you'd make do, but it took a while.

💗Linda deep cleaned the house. Shampooed and vacuumed the carpet, lint rolled the couch and and wiped down every hung picture frame. The Stotch's give off the vibe to me that they care a lot about appearances.

💗Linda would be super nervous to meet you, not because of you per say, but because it's someone new coming into their dynamic. I don't see her as a fan of change. Over the course of meeting you she calms down a bit.

💗Stephen is the one grilling you. He's going to ask about grades and what kind of person you are, making sure you're not the type to get his son into trouble. Butters is going to be completely silent during this exchange.

💗If you were over for dinner, you would probably be expected the help wash the dishes. Linda though would chat with you during it, and even share some anecdotes about her little Butters!

💗They would like you, though god knows it's hard to tell with Stephen. After your first time being grounded with Butters you'd have a clue that he lumped you in with the rest of his family.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[jackdaw-kraai]

And notice the potato doesn’t guilt you with “if you don’t, something horrible will happen.” Potato wouldn’t betray you like that, because potato is a refined person of good humor and character, and understands that, sometimes, a visit to your dashboard just isn’t convenient right now. Sometimes you just went on a fandom gif reblogging spree or your energy is low, you do not have the time to make your dashboard suitable to guests, and a polite visit just isn’t in the cards. Potato understands this, and doesn’t get upset, or gods forbid, throws a tantrum and wishes ill on your household. Instead, Potato merely stores away their blessings for a later visit and leaves as a good friend should.

Be like Potato. Be a good friend.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[aiplejuice]

Oh hell nah I can’t even risking it I’ll reblog this rn

[blacksubzero90]

[imoverallofit]

I dont even joke with it

[maidragoste]

sorry guys 😫😫

[princesstigerbelle]

[unworms]

twitter and tumblr has ruined my humor

[dynastylnoire]

[angreav]

[pedeka]

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[stokerbramwell]

Can’t wait to get a half million dollars from Kaiba Corp

[circutron]

Screw the rules, I have an IOU.

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Thats a cursive f not a b

[dosomethingprettywhileyoucan]

Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

[deadgorl]

this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol

NOW THIS MONEY POST I AM HERE FOR

[sassysugarnyc-deactivated201904]

Yesss November come throughhhhhhh!!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Reblogging with all my intent and desire.

[darkcocosb-blog]

I Made $750 For Nothing

[theechrysalisamidst]

I need a transition and also to not be in abject poverty

[earthshaker1217]

I too require money.

[alltailnolegs]

OT, but who doesn’t need more money? Display project money doesn’t grow on trees.

[jennerallydrawing]

some favorite childhood cartoons :V

[dankmemeuniversity]

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[miles-b-morales-deactivated2026]

I aint risking it.

[hiscutewittlekitty-deactivated2]

10 10 10

[apocalyptotyler]

Always reblog money cat

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[deans-pie-67]

Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!

[imbatmanurnot-deactivated201808]

Would never risk my mom

[tenebrisirae]

Mom I love chu

[karmas-a-betch]

3.2 million, love you mama

[guitarman68-blog]

Damn

[hi-deddy]

I love my step mom , my adopted mom , and biological mom 🙌❣

[tralillian]

I have a troubled relationship with my mum… but I still dont want her to die

[outerplaces]

Artist turns Jurassic World velociraptors into Disney princesses 

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

[roselestial]

Like/reblog if you’re a Tokoyami fan

[druminor-deactivated20190329]

So there is a movie called Ghost Shark, and this is pretty much all you need to know about it.