Ladies, tell your husbands vote for Burr

[christophernolan]

PERIOD DRAMA APPRECIATION WEEK DAY 1: Favorite adaptations | [template]

[mkeanarchytect]

I think we should leverage boomers' and republicans' obsession with "beating China" in order to build out a national high speed rail system

[narrativelysignificantturtleduck]

people think "adult jokes" in kids shows are just sexual jokes failing to realize that sokka telling toph "you have to work here for longer if you want to qualify for vacation time" is the funniest thing i've ever heard. i don't think the southern water tribe even HAS that kind of economy

[durendoll]

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

[aletheyass]

i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

[twoblogger-deactivated20260714]

We should all just start pretending like we don't know who jkr is. make it the next goncharov joke or whatever to just suddenly completely stop paying any kind of attention to her & when someone brings her up go "fucking who"

[coldgoldlazarus]

A more realistic portrayal of Umbridge would have her go like "I'm not bigoted! I'm just standing up to the real oppressors" and then proceed to say the most bigoted shit imaginable.

[rosesandartss]

i am. so normal about my ocs. i am so normal about the stories in my head. i am so normal about worldbuilding. i am in fact so normal about this that i have many playlists dedicated to the characters and am planning on making one for the story itself. i am just so normal lets celebrate how normal i am about this

[queen-breha-organa-archived-dea]

Do you hate Valentine’s Day? Does it make you feel lonely and sad?

Great news bestie, I have the perfect replacement holiday for you:

James “Colonizer Bitch” Cook was murdered in Hawai’i by my ancestors on Feb 14th, 1779, on Kealakekua Bay. This iconic move ended his reign of terror across the Pacific, where he ruined everything and was overall a massive dick. Buy yourself some chocolate and fondly remember how Kānaka Maoli stabbed James to death and burned his corpse. It’s the perfect holiday for all ages ❤️

Rest in pieces James Cook, you haole bitch.

[theprofessional-amateur]

“Holy shit! I followed this person back in the day on LiveJournal!”

-an actual thing I said about a tumblr interaction in 2023.

[schaudwen]

Tumblr :

[gnarlykickflip]

they should invent doctors offices that refill prescriptions

[pixelartpeach]

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Voting ended onFeb 4, 2023

[inthemidstofbuddie]

[frownyalfred]

readers: if you want an author to update and it’s been a while, talk to them about their headcanons and characterizations for that fic. ask them why they made the choices they did.

9 times out of 10, you might spark something :)

[frownyalfred]

basically this, yes (via @morethanthedark)

[sirgnomethegiant]

The true AO3 experience is trying to remember a very specific fic you read some time between 2013 and 2019 but you can only remember two of the characters, a vague idea of the plot outside of one specific scene, and you have no clue what the tags could have been.

[larsinger29]

Bonus game: It’s a LiveJournal fic from before 2012.

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

we should have started rioting when they took cd and dvd player slots out of laptops

[funnytwittertweets]

[memewhore]