Accio Giraffe

Basically I just reblog things and fall over

[petr1kov]

keeping up with the american elections while not being american like

[xizark]

keeping up with the american elections while being american like

[micdotcom]

Watch: SNL roasts Trump with “Racists for Trump” ad

[jackafz]

Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skits….. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise

[cryptidz]

i made my dad dress up as a ghost for my art project

[dont delete my caption]

[rupertgayes]

why would anyone want to delete that caption it’s fucking gold

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

[voodoobrown-deactivated20190317]

“hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick”

[quickweaves]

[gravewithinagravewithinagra-blog]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[daisyridleysource]

Star Wars cast read terrible Star Wars jokes on the red carpet

[butterscup95]

Thank you, Star Wars, for blessing me with this gift.

[chubbybritneyspears]

[unclefather]

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

I hope she married him

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[iraffiruse]

[tumbling-website]

Reblog for the last one

[inbreadshark-deactivated2016030]

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

[pemwin]

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

[culturenlifestyle]

[accio-giraffe]

Dreaming Spires. Sculpture by Helen Denerley Giraffes! - a people Who live between earth and skies Each in his own religious steeple Keeping a lighthouse with his eyes Poem by Roy Campbell #edinburgh #art #sculpture #scotland #giraffe #helendenerley #roycampbell #poetry (at Edinburgh, United Kingdom)

[cappuccinofroth-deactivated2018]

Guess who got their life together!!!!!

not me but someone probably has

[deeeepsteep]

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who was officially sworn in on November 4th, 2015, gives a very simple answer as to why he decided to have 15 men and 15 women on his cabinet.

[edwardspoonhands]

I thought this was a scene from a TV show….