For me I think Iâm going with:
The Phantom Menaceâ PadmĂ©. Not exactly sure WHEN she says it, but she deserves to say it so she says it and Qui Gon gives her a startled but approving side eye
Attack Of The Clonesâ Obi Wan. Honestly, Obi Wan deserves to say MULTIPLE fucks in this movie, at least one per every fight he gets into. But if I had to choose a particular instance, Iâd replace the line where he goes âoh, not goodâ with just a single, solid, âFuckâ said with emphasis
Revenge Of The Sithâ Hmm Iâm not too sure about this one, but I really think it would be funny if Sidious said it. Particularly, @mayfriend took me out by suggesting old Sheevy going âI am the fucking Senateâ and ngl that sounds epic
Soloâ I feel this would be the movie with the most fucks said, and honestly, Iâll give it to Chewie and Han. No, listen, itâll work, so theyâre fighting their way out of Kessel and Chewie grabs a guy and roars in his face. The guy is like âhuh?â and then Han just goes âHE SAYS FUCK YOUâ
Rogue Oneâ Another one where I think many people would swear, but this one Iâm giving to K2. Just another single, solid, âFuckâ said with emphasis at some point where he has to do something he really doesnât want to
A New Hopeâ Leia deserves to say it throughout the whole movie, tbh. Leia should say Fuck You to Vader. Leia should say Fuck You to Tarkin. She should say it to everyone
The Empire Strikes Backâ Leia again. Some point when sheâs argue-flirting with Han, or she says it while sheâs escaping and rescuing Luke on Bespin
Return Of The Jediâ I really wanna give it to Leia for a third time because she absolutely deserves to call Jabba a motherfucker when sheâs strangling him and deserves to say it again when sheâs shot at the end. But this one Iâm torn on because it would also be really funny to give it to Vader so he can just say âFUCKâ in that moment when he realizes he canât let his son die and has to throw his boss down a hole.
The Force Awakensâ Iâm torn on this one, between LET FINN SAY FUCK at like any opportunity, but thereâs also the opportunity to give it to Han and let him say âThatâs not how the fucking Force worksâ
The Last Jediâ Now in THIS ONE, thereâs really no other option but to let Finn say Fuck You to Phasma
The Rise Of Skywalkerâ 3PO after getting rebooted because it would be the funniest thing in the movie and possibly all of Star Wars and R2 would flip. Either that, or give it to Rey and she can say Fuck You to Palpatine. OR give it to Hux when Finn shoots him.