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wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple

because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.

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It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like

“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”

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(via cameronmross)

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This is too real LMAO

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a worm hole?

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen on here. I’m not even shitting you

smartass-stripper

Okay I know one of you bitches has a TurboTax for Strippers Cheat Sheet. Reblog to save a life.

thatcherrywitch

So:

Input how much money you made over the course of the year. This is your starting total.

You can instantly either deduct or just subtract all of your tipouts to staff as that’s money that never actually makes it out of the club with you.

You can deduct your stage/house fees.You should be keeping a record of what you made for the night/what you tipped out/what you paid in stage fees. This helps for taxes and it’s a good visual overview of how you’re doing at work and helps you see trends like if a certain night is really bad on average.

You can deduct shoes, costumes/lingerie, a practice pole if you have one and bought it in the last year, even stage makeup if you only use it for work (I don’t deduct all my makeup purchases but something like 50% of them). If you mostly buy stuff online you can do searches through your email for terms like “victoria’s secret” “yandy” or if you use amazon you can go through your amazon purchase history and find receipts of everything you bought. If you bought most things with cash - keeping your receipts is smart in case you ever get audited (unlikely but still possible).

You can deduct any advertising expenses (if you made business cards or paid for a premium service for promotion or something).

If you’re a travel dancer you can deduct things like travel expenses, but if you’re just commuting to your local club those travel expenses don’t count.

If you had health insurance in 2016 - that will help you save money on your taxes. Otherwise they fine you. :(

If you’re going to school and had any scholarships or student loans, those qualify you for tax breaks.

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At the end turbotax will ask you if you want “audit insurance” basically. It’s a small additional fee that basically says that a turbotax representative will represent you in case you get audited and handle the whole audit so you don’t have to do it yourself. I purchase this for my own peace of mind. (It’s probably overkill but better safe than sorry.)

As an independent contractor you’ll be paying quarterly estimated payments throughout the year. This makes it easier when you file next year so you don’t have to pay such a big chunk all at once. Your estimates might even be high and you might get a little back come next April! If you’re saving around 30% of what you earn, that’s a good starting estimate of what you’ll need for taxes.

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I lived with a CPA for a few years and she taught me the basics of stripper taxes and I’ve done my own for the last few years. It’s not perfect and I am not a tax professional, but this is how I use turbotax to do mine and I’m happy to answer questions if anyone needs help. :)

smartass-stripper

THANK YOU SO MUCH! REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE!!

summerthestripper

@strippr file an extension!

bushidoblack-deactivated2017110

To all the strippers needing help with their taxes

toastedgrandpa-deactivated20180

BIG fan of liminal spaces, my dream is to suddenly find myself in a small grocery store in some old fishing village in japan at 3am with no idea how i got there but someone i’ve never seen before but somehow know is waiting outside so i exit the store and wake up in Croatia wading in the salty sea at dusk and i’m alone and it’s 1982

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a SHInee night at Kibum’s house

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Five-Star Hospitality by A_Diamond

Arthur Pendragon, smug asshole businessman, somehow manages to be unlike any asshole businessman Merlin’s dealt with as the night manager of one of New York’s finest five star hotels. Something seems to be building between them, but just when it heats up, it all comes crashing down. Merlin’s left to pick up the pieces of a heart that shouldn’t feel so broken from just a couple weeks of flirting and a single kiss.