trying to be punk rock about the Loch Ness Monster

nonbinary, asexual. they/them

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[b33viemm]

[ID: tiktok by @/juzt_sammie with the caption "POV: You're visually impaired." A man walks up to a wall outside with a paper notice taped onto it. He says, "What is this? Let me put on my glasses." He puts them on and takes the paper, reading, "Beware, quicksa—" then cuts himself off with an annoyed look at the camera. As he says this he starts rapidly sinking downwards into the quicksand out of frame. End ID.]

[guccifloralsuits]

If THE modern translator of the OG Odyssey text wrote this about my film adaptation I’d kill myself

Emily Wilson you’re goated

[probablybadrpgideas]

Pacific Rim/Ratatouille crossover where each Jaeger is piloted by 2 drift-compatible chefs, who are each piloted by 2 drift-compatible rats.

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[visenyaism]

i do in hindsight really love the concept of complaining about adaptational changes in a 3000 year old oral tradition of which there isn’t really a definitive version so much as a surviving one that is also the most adapted story of all time. my chud forebears in Roman Britain throwing rocks at a bard going nah nah nah the last one said some different other shit at that part you gotta do it again is a comforting image to me

[visenyaism]

Almost one thousand years ago a woman with my exact face and probably better bangs in rural Morgannwyg was defending to the whole village the latest iteration of the marchog gwyrdd where Gwalchmei ap Gwyar is called Gawain and gets a little gay with it even though it’s different than the tale we have earlier heard from a previous bard so that I can fight the same battle on letterboxd today. God bless complaining the worlds oldest activity

[existennialmemes]

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

[existennialmemes]

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

[chromnur]

I wish y'all approached this from a "this is cultural genocide and a nazi's 'burn the books' wet dream" perspective rather than simply "this is theft."

When the Aqsa Flood Battle started in Oct 7, 2023, the first thing Palestinian cultural centers around the world did was digitalize books, movies, and music to preserve their heritage from being permanently annihilated, and they did so and made it accessible to all FOR FREE.

What is happening right now with purchased media is NOT distant from that mass action. It's retaliation and a challenge we can only overcome with piracy, printing, AND sharing (!!!).

[grabmyboner]

thoughts on hollanov naming their baby lily and/or jane?

big thumbs down. that’s their secret fun names for their secret fun times. realistically they would name their baby some dumbass twilight renesseme type shit like Yuirna because they’re both extremely cringe and also mommys boys

[stars-bean]

M*A*S*H | 2.17 - "For Want of A Boot"

[wishingonadandylion]

[ravioliet]

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[penandinkprincess]

laughing about the one time spaghetti gets out in ottawa after he and shane moved there and he was in a temporary enclosure until his big (fully spaghetti-proofed) one could get set up and listen. LISTEN. ilya has worked SO HARD to be cool with the snake okay. he has. you canNOT say he hasn't.

BUT IN NO WORLD DOES HE WANT TO SLEEP IN A PLACE WHERE THERE IS A SNAKE IN AN UNKNOWN LOCATION. IT'S GOING TO END UP SLITHERING OVER HIM IN HIS SLEEP. HE KNOWS IT. HE FUCKING KNOWS IT. HE HAS LOOKED IN SPAGHETTI'S EYES AND KNOWS WHAT LIVES IN HIS HEART.

which means yuna at 11:37 pm gets a "yuna your son has misplaced his spaghetti" text and immediately just "guest room has clean sheets" because she Gets It

ilya was moral support in the evening and he will be moral support in the morning, too, but shane, love of his life, he will see you tomorrow

[literaryroses]

i believe you mean for old times SNAKE?

[theodysseyofhomer]

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[strinak]

oh, you meant they literally did, ok

[theodysseyofhomer]

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

[polyphemusthecylcops]

...

[theodysseyofhomer]

this is the only funny addition to this post

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house

[sketchywiring]

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you

[hometoursandotherstuff]

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