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18|she/her they/them|greyro ace - multifandom/general humor - if you need anything tagged just let me know!

[kappa-crossing]

[commissar-bianca-blog]

[flabbey]

[huhval]

[1deacthedeathmerchant]

My bank was out of fucking envelopes. They gave me a Halloween bag full of money. I told them I felt like I was robbing the place.

[reallifeishorror]

This is the lucky tall Betsy. Reblog and within 24 hours and lucky tall Betsy will grant you an irrelevantly festive bag full o’ moneys.

Haha

[trjoel]

White people

[dunintentional-deactivated20160]

i’m not even the mum friend, i’m like the grandma friend. evidence: - falls asleep a lot - confused about most things - loves baking for people - exasperated at the Youths™ - u never really know what i’m on about but i mean well so u smile and nod anyway

[adulthoodisokay]

i’ve watched this 23 times

[mastergir]

i wanna get some backstory on this

[nicejewishguy]

I'm on episode 6 of Eva and I feel like this show has gone nowhere

You could summarize the first 5 episodes of the shows as bad things attack earth and main character is a depressed teenager who doesn’t want to do anything because he sad.

Seriously no development has happened

[mariopowertennis]

there is a reason this image exists

[screenshotsofdespair]

[spyro2-deactivated20170402]

It’s pretty cool when two people make the same post but different

[qestir-deactivated20180723]

i love when two people make the exact same post worded differently

[iraffiruse]

[shuseph]

[feetwraps]

American Airlines about to get the biggest slam fuckin dunk of all time

[seriousjones]

[wtfbeatlescartoon]

*John knocks*

John: I wonder if anyone’s home

*dog barks*

Paul: ddijubluhlachberrais

[long-ago-1234567890]

*likes a seemingly innocuous post* *realizes it’s part of Drama* ooh it comes with lore

[gumtooth]

jinkies!!!!