gardener

normal about gregory house

[gardenersincrime]

about 2.0

interaction status - im kinda stressed but u can interact!!

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i’m gardener, but i also occasionally go by reljsh (an older name of mine) i use any/all pronouns!

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links

tagging system

aus

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byi

my emotions are intense and all over the place. most of the time i’m all good, but if i tell you to dni because i might lash out, please follow that dni.

interact with caution especially if your over 18

i experience chronic nausea and so i might post about that a lot bc it freaks me out

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my interests

object shows!!

house

heathers

pavement

msi

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userboxes under cut

credit is being added in a second!

[gardenersincrime]

i like making golfball sonas because they’re simple and i can make a new one whenever

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i like going lgbtq headcanon shopping. all of my headcanons are based on vibes and vibes alone

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WHYYY does tumblr keep showing me untagged goreeeeee

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NONE of yall are as obsessed with prions as i am.

( i still know nothing abt them )

[piencat]

this is soooo weird, the disease can kill people and people are treating this as a fandom to be obsessed with

[gardenersincrime]

i admit i did word this a little odd. all i really mean is that they aren’t talked about super often and i like researching about them.

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i like when he does this face

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i don’t have opinions my brain rolls a couple dice and that’s how i decide how im gonna act that day

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one day i will write poetry that isn’t about my unstable identity and inability to maintain relationships but that day is not today

[chronicwastingdiseasee]

very glad to know you guys appreciate my prionposting..

here you go !!!

[gardenersincrime]

unrest

july 28, 2026

i will break you

like the sea to sand

a slow, gentle caress

[gardenersincrime]

what if the new term for friend was huddy and it was the combination of the words “homie” and “buddy”

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what if the new term for friend was huddy and it was the combination of the words “homie” and “buddy”

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i wanna be a #nice person but sometimes i really want to tell people to tag their shit

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i had a dream that for some reason i was cosplaying as house and it was strangely euphoric so i think im gonna go larp as a man for a day

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i have the mental illness that makes me obsessed with rare diseases but i also have the mental illness that makes me terrified of them

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AU masterlist 2.0

prion disease au

still lowk a wip. theres two different versions of this au atm

praemonere

tennis ball has been cursed with being able to see when people will die for as long as he can remember. when he finds out it’s his life that’s on the line, he does some stupid things.

EVIL and MESSED up au

good thing tennis ball is the one keeping the yoylite safe. nothing bad could happen from this.

house bfdi au

finally something other than tennisball. anyways, as the name implies, it’s house but bfdi. if i hear one more person ask what house is, i’m going to cry. 

angel pillow au

whatever god is out there made the mistake of not giving pillow verbal instructions and instead gave her a sheet of paper with the rules of being an angel on it. she can’t read.

streamer four au

after one literally dies, the competition ends. four gets really bored, and so he starts live-streaming himself reacting to car crashes. basically, object penguinz0. 

edgy fanny au (created by my friend)

in short, two does contracts to make the contestants unable to leave the competition area. after two dies, the contestants cannot leave, so they end up having random contestants host. this bores fanny so much that she goes insane, forgetting the message of death pact, and starts killing people with pillow for entertainment.

cultist tb au

self titled.

[gardenersincrime]

ok so i hate my previous tagging system

they were ugly. my blogs name is also ugly. but whatever. i might do things like this often, i have ocd and im a perfectionist

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// gardeners reblogs

// gardeners shitposts

// gardeners art and such

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also, you might want to block these things if you think they may be triggering for you.

self harm

disease and/or illness