Ace Fluff

Why tf did I come back to this site lol

[ill-horse]

[starlightshoe]

no matter how random your invader zims and your narutos were cheese from fosters home for imaginary friends was on another fucking level

[just-shower-thoughts]

Spaghetti-O’s are really just Soup Loops.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If we went home from our 9 - 5 jobs with 3 - 4 hours of extra work every day, we’d lose our minds. But we do it to high school kids and see absolutely no problem with it.

[theawesomeadventurer]

[theawesomeadventurer]

[cans-of-rain-deactivated2019010]

“‘Thirsty,’ another quipped,” is the most powerful phrase i’ve ever read

[jasper-rolls]

sense of humor: celebrities tweeting nonsensical phrases and/or straight up keysmashes

[nest-deactivated20181209]

They took my fuckong teth

[nest-deactivated20181209]

Not all of them.

[nest-deactivated20181209]

im glad my anesthetic-induced hot take on wisdom teeth removal resonated with you guys

[yardsards]

I hate it when people say technology is taking away kids’ childhoods If anything, it’s actually giving kids more of an opportunity to let their imagination out

A lot of times when I let kids play on my phone, they go for the drawing app. I watched a girl on the bus write a silly poem about her friends and then laugh as she made Siri read it I hear children say to their friends “hey, FaceTime me later” because they still want to talk face to face even when they’re far away. I see kids sitting, who would feel lonely and ignored if it weren’t for the fact that they’re texting their friends who are far away. Children still climb trees. They might just take a selfie from the top to show off how high they’ve gotten. They can immediately read the next book of their favorite series on their Kindles. Most kids would still be up for a game of cops and robbers. Or maybe they’d google rules to another game they haven’t played yet. When children wonder why the sky is blue, they don’t get an exasperated “I don’t know” from tired adults. They can go on Wikipedia and read about light waves and our atmosphere. They show off the elaborate buildings they created on Minecraft.

Technology isn’t ruining childhoods, it’s enhancing them.

[memehumor]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

[pyrlspite]

[just-shower-thoughts]

An anxiety attack is like when your video game freezes but you can still hear the boss music and your avatar getting slaughtered

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your phone doesn’t autocorrect when you’re typing in all caps because it thinks you’re really angry and doesn’t want to get involved

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[cheese24k]

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

[nasty-twerp]

that was a religious experience

[mightyfemme]

me

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

[hoediac]

His little ears flopping in he wind

[cuttleskulls]

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

[derpycats]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the Earth was flat, why haven’t the cats pushed everything off by now?

[duskballs]