Ace

[ace-ing-spades]

Hiiiiii hihihihi. It’s nice to meet you! You can call me Ace

This is just a side account for me so I can yap about a bunch of random stuff. Horny posting, fluff posting, angst, the works.

It’ll probably just be short, random things I think about for whatever fandom/characters I’m interested in at the time LOL

I will say this once. If you don’t like it, don’t interact. I do not give a damn if you don’t like something I’ve written. Just keep scrolling and move on with your life!! I’m not here to cultivate your internet experience for you :/

Also, this is a MLM account!!

I will not write anything with a female reader or female characters!!

No hate to the ladies out there, but I am a gay man and it just makes me uncomfortable. Also I need more men kissing in my life so

Trans men and non-binaries are totally okay though!! I love my fellow trans guys I love you all so much mwah mwah mwah

Okay that’s it bye bye :3

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Graves always has this stupid smirk on his face, and, quite frankly, it drives you insane. There's just something about his face that pisses you off.

When you signed up to be a Shadow, it wasn't because of the way that Graves talked to you like so many other Shadows say. It was because you wanted to do something with your life. You wanted to save people without the government being in direct involvement.

But having to see Graves smirk at you every day? Especially when you're sure that he's coming by just to see you? Yeah. Annoying.

You're sure that no other Shadow sees him as much as you do. Seriously, it's like he goes out of his way to ensure that you see him every day, sometimes multiple times.

Today, though, there is nothing good that will come from Graves seeing you.

You just came back from a mission where everything that could have gone wrong did go wrong, and you are beyond pissed. No one would listen to you even though you were in charge of the mission, and then you got blamed whenever things inevitably imploded.

All you wanted to do was shower and go to your room to wash of the grime and sleep off the irritation of the day, and you were so close to being able to do so when Graves turned around the corner, that same stupid smirk on his face as he tactically blocks the way down the hall.

"Hey now, darlin'. Don't tell me y'r gonna just wander off without sayin' hi, now are you?"

Irritation creeps up through your esophagus and settles in the back of your throat.

"I was going back to my room. Move, please."

You go to walk past him, only for him to block the way again.

"Aw, c'mon, sugar! Don't be such a downer. At least grab somthin' to eat. I ordered somethin' real nice, just for you guy gettin' back."

"I'm not hungry. Sir."

Again, you try and move, and again, Graves blocks your path.

"I ain't spend all that money on some quality food just for you to--"

Crunch!

Graves goes down, hand clutching his nose as he lets out a pained groan. You shake the pain out of your knuckles and stare down at Graves before storming off.

He watches you go, blood pouring from his nose and pooling in his hand. A warm, fuzzy feeling fills his chest, and he smirks real wide, not caring about the way the blood gets in his teeth. He just licks his lips and stands to go down to the medbay.

One day, he'll get you to stay long enough for him to woo you. One day, you punching him will be a memory that both of you laugh about while curled up in bed.

One day, but not today.

Graves doesn't mind, though. The chase is half the fun.

[ace-ing-spades]

Hi guys I know I haven’t posted anything in like forever. But. I’m alive I swear!! Just busy :3

If anyone wants to send in requests I’ll get to them when I can I pinky swear. I can’t promise it’ll be super long but I’ll at least do a little blurb :>

Okay thanks guys go send me requests pretty please

[anonmousegosqueak]

Made this for @ace-ing-spades (he's super cool and you should check him out) because I'm mean and I like bullying people. I thought y'all could also use this <3

I also made an alt version for @writer-fennec because they simp for Nik in the most aroace way possible and I'm happy for them.

Should I make more? Gimme a character so I can make more...

[ace-ing-spades]

MY HUSBAND!!! I LOVE MY HUSBAND!!!!!!

[ace-ing-spades]

Ghost x reader who has a cat, right?

Your baby is just the sweetest little creature ever. You picked her up on the side of the road when she was about a year old and did your best to nurse her back to full health. She’s been with you through thick and thin.

Something something you meet Ghost at work and started dating him. Blah blah boring backstory stuff.

Anyway. Simon comes over for the first time and, immediately, your cat hates him. Hissing and swatting and growling at him anytime Simon gets too close.

You’re so apologetic about it, scolding your cat for scratching Simon when he was just trying to sit on the couch or biting him whenever he wrapped his arm around you.

Simon says it’s fine, that he doesn’t mind, even though it hurts his heart a little bit. He gets worried that maybe you’ll break up with him because of it — there were already oddities and possible complications in your relationship considering all of his issues — but you reassure him that it’s fine and your cat is just being a brat about not getting all the attention anymore.

Every time that Simon comes over for the next few years you have to grab your cat and make sure that she doesn’t jump him the second that he comes through the door.

At some point, Simon sits down with you and decides to take off his mask for the first time. Obviously he’d pulled it up over his nose for kisses and to eat, but he’d never taken it off fully before.

You guys are having this emotional moment where you reassure him that you’ll love him no matter what, that his scars don’t make him any less gorgeous to you, when your cat comes around the corner of the hall.

The second you see her, you’re prepared to cover Simon’s face to make sure that she doesn’t attack the newly exposed skin. She doesn’t do that, though. Instead, she slowly approaches and hops up into his lap.

She starts purring immediately, letting out the sweetest meows and propping herself up on his chest. She rubs her face all over his before climbing up onto his shoulders and getting comfortable there.

You and Simon are, obviously, a little shocked at the sudden switch, but you take advantage of it. “See, Si? Even she thinks you’re the most handsome man ever.” You cuddle on the couch with your cat curled up next to Simon’s head, purring like a machine and making biscuits into his hair.

The next morning, Simon puts the mask back on to go to work, and immediately your cat is attacking him again. That’s when it dawns on you that she doesn’t like the skull mask.

You burst out laughing and ask Simon to take it off again. He does as told, and your cat blinks at him before meowing and demanding pets.

Mask on? Your cat is aggressive and mean.

Mask off? Your cat is the sweetest most loving baby for Simon to pet and hold.

He stops wearing the mask around your house after that :)