Banzai

I'll write something... eventually... definitely... yep, I'm totally a trustoworthy person, believe me (just don't believe my ability to write in english, that sucks... like, a lot)

[ace-sonofagun]

Luckily Owain has been in the most recent Bond skill banner and I managed to pull for him, because I can't think of a fate worse than color sharing with Karla.

Like, at least Siegbert is a very interesting character.

[ace-sonofagun]

No IS, i don’t want new Tellius alts, i want new Tellius characters. 

Related to Elincia or Ike if possible, because i still have nightmares every time i see a member of the dawn brigade so you can leave them out

[ace-sonofagun]

Ah, yes, raging storm is so broken.

It allows you to save a turn by having ledelgard suicide happily on your units.

[ace-sonofagun]

The feeling when you easily beat Abyssal edelgard on first try but then you get stuck for one hour against Ryoma

I’m confused

[ace-sonofagun]

You know who else is missing? Petrine. Glorious Petrine. Is you have no excuses, she is top tier waifu material, just add her already.

[ace-sonofagun]

This moring’s voting jubilee made me realize, HOW THE FUCK is Ashnard not in the game yet? Like why? We have goddamn Kronya that is in like one chapter and a half but not the main villain from the best FE game? I’m?? Confused??

[ace-sonofagun]

Iago looks so gimmicky and chaotic.

I love it.

[ace-sonofagun]

Guys. GUYS. It’s not gonna happen but please take a moment and consider, Shura as the new GHB unit with an inheritable bow that allows the user to move 1 extra space.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[ace-sonofagun]

I know people are voting Narcian for the memes, but i gotta be honest, he is genuinely one of my favorite fe6 characters simply by virtue of the fact that he is entertaining as hell to read, i always have a good laugh when he is on screen. While Idunn... well, i totally forgot she existed until they added her in Heroes.

[ace-sonofagun]

Kusakihara: The character that guides the story has mostly been male characters up until now. The antagonist being a male character as a setting has also been often the case in my opinion… which is why we wanted to release something that is the opposite, to which you can say, a story that is hard to predict, and as such we ended up with a female character.

Ah yes, changing the sex of the antagonist. Revolutionary. Astounding. Mind-blowing. Really creates a whole new unpredictable story.

Guys, i am a woman, i like seeing woman in media, but having a female driven story doesn’t make, well, the story any better. It’s the writing that really makes it shine. The more i see the developer talk about Edelgard, the more i love the idea they had of her, the more i absolutely hate what they ended up doing.

[ace-sonofagun]

Is it really worth calling them your fave if you don’t want to break their kneecaps just a little bit? 

[ace-sonofagun]

Oh.

Oh wow.

They really couldn’t make a most boring banner if they tried mh?

[dizzymoogle]

“Wait…where’s my phone!?”

I’m crying, omg his tone….this had to be the first thing I posted a clip of…

Noctis: What do you think you’re doing?

Sara: Hold it!

Noctis: Hold what?

Sara: I said hold it! You get back here! You took something didn’t you?

Noctis: Took something? Like what? Wait!…where’s my phone?!”

[ace-sonofagun]

I guess it’s my wishful thinking speaking, but the one on the right really looks like Emma, from Cipher and Echoes dlc. Now, i really dislike spring alts, they tend to look silly as hell, but getting Emma in the game means that there’s a possibility for Shade and Randall to be added as well.

For the left one... please don’t be Boyd. I don’t want him in the game with a stupid bunny outfit, he’s too hot for that.

[sinclair-solutions]

A comprehensive list of the most feral Obi-Wan Kenobi Adaptations

#1: Attack of the Clones: The absolute most feral incarnation, gaslights drug dealers and causes ship crashes. Gets knocked out in one punch. Has a mullet. Potential war criminal. Kills so many fucking people. Enjoys arson.

#2: A New Hope: Has lost all sense of caring. Walks up to Vader and dies instantly. Answers everything and also nothing, just says what shit comes to his brain first. Eats sand. Looks like this (He’s only 53). Never appears in the new trilogy out of spite.

#3: 2D Clone Wars: Genuinely depressed or sick any given moment he’s on screen. Having a consistent crisis every waking second of his life. Anakin is making him age faster than he can comprehend. Living embodiment of a cold.

#4: Revenge of the Sith: “Hello there!”, the most reasonable and balanced of the Obi Wans. Has a cool ass lizard he rides. Destroys a scary robot guy. Medium tier because this is the control Obi Wan and the most accurate depiction of his personality.

#5: 3D Clone Wars: This Obi Wan FUCKS. Has a girlfriend. Does a lot of random shit both for clout and out of humility. Low on the list because of lack of war crimes and having a severely calm and consistent temperament, also was a whole other dude at some point.

#6: Phantom Menace: He’s baby. ( “Counterpoint: He saw his master die to a sith lord and threw hands and vivisected the bitch” - @limedtown​)

#7: Lego Star Wars: He’s a lego what the fuck is he going to do

BONUS: Cursed Obi-Wans too complex for me to describe on this list

[ace-sonofagun]

I’ve come to the conclusion that i love fantasy settings just so i can choose the most human and mundane characters of the bunch and decide to love them more than everything ever.

Like, on one hand you have Micahiah that is a branded descendant of an almost extinct race, can perform miracolous healing, has a bird-goddess, is an oracle and the righteous ruler of Begnion and i yawn because whatever, can’t relate, too hypocrite. On the other hand you have a lazy soldier that’s not too keen on what’s going on so he just decides to follow his childhood friend instead of killing her because maybe, probably, perhaps, is a little better, and i would pledge my undying loyalty to him (Aran, i’m talking about Aran, 10/10 would choose over everyone in the goddamn dawn brigade, not that it’s saying much) 

[anoceanofit]

Paul Bullion being an entire meal while training for the role of Lambert for The Witcher S2