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@aceandrelk
Things I published:
(To be a Masterlist in a future)
💬 0 🔁 8 ❤️ 62 · As I was saying, I'm a Bortonovic/Bibino stan. Their friendship is like Paulino's but much more underrated. Like, they're
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 17 · For the Bearnelli enjoyers, this silly edit I made. I just thought this panel was funny af. (I love the dynamic they hav
how i introduce jason to my friends before i lock them into a two hour unskipable cutscene of me rambling about him
Damn, I died for a while. Anyways..
Quick low effort post cuz I'm still fighting this monster artblock...
Like look at these cuties
What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.
#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)
@ all my mutuals
@ all my mutual bros
I feel like Dino has the same social position/role in F2 as Alex Albon does in F1
An introvert-seeming guy who gives off pookie vibes and gets along with/is the buddy of literally every driver they meet — and is lowkey an functioning overthinker — and is funny
I see the vision
Happy Green Lantern Day to those who celebrate! ❇️💚
( comms open )
More 🏎️ au stuff
Wonder Woman arrives at the Watchtower with a "little" Jason Todd cradled in her arms, fresh from Ethiopia and looking "sad-angry".
"That’s it! I am his mother now!"
Imagine an AU where Jason decides to spite Batman more than ever by *gasp!* asking for help.
To be fair, he doesn't start by asking for a hand. He asks Diana to use the Lasso of Truth to prove that Batman is an idiot. She asks for context and goes along with it.
Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?
Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him
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Hal: you've gained some muscles
Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out
Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.
Jason: steroids
Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*
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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?
Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not
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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass
Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?
Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it
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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?
Flash: yeah we could use him with this one
Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?
Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead
Hellooo favourite father & child duos
Bruce Wayne, tired, needing a break from the young!batkids. Setting the kids free on the watch tower: Okay rats, go find your fathers. I need a break
*a few moments later*
Jason, hugging Diana's leg: Hi daddy :)
Diana: Why is your child calling me father?
Bruce, bullshitting his way through this: You see, my species views trust as something worthy of mating. So when I begin to trust you, out child appears.
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Dinah: Whose is this one??
Stephanie, who just squished herself between her and ollie: :)
Bruce: I dont know which of yours she is, she just doesnt shut up and is blonde.
Stephanie: :(
Dinah: DONT BE MEAN TO MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH
Oliver: You know Mia's been asking about having a a new sister....
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Hal: Why isn't mine white?
Barry, currently hugging tim: You can't ask that dude
Hal: I'm just saying, all of yours match. How can I expect this to be mine and not John's. Us green lanterns all look alike to you.
Hal: I want a DNA test
Duke: But dad, we don't share any. I was made from mommy's love
Hal: See, he says you love me. Load of bullshit.
Hal: Martian, please tell me you can see through this
J'ohn, currently petting Cassandras hair: She can read people without my powers <3
Bruce: Duckduck, show your dad your powers
Duke: *Creates a little light construct of a dinosaur.*
Hal: Really, a Sinestro????
Bruce: look at his finger, no ring
Hal: I changed my mind, he is my baby. I am the strongest green lantern. Kyle can suck it. I made a baby who doesnt need a ring.
Duke: :)
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Barry: So how do we know this one is mine then? He isnt blond.
Bruce: He doesnt sleep
Barry: Good enough explanation for me, I'll tell Iris I'm sorry but im keeping him
Tim, who just wants to collect dna: :)
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Arthur: Whats his thing?
Damian, who was promised a seahorse: I like bogs, fish as friends, not food. And also spears :|
Arthur: A true atlantian
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Clark, giving Bruce the silent treatment:
Bruce: Kal, what's wrong?
Clark: I've known you the longest, and I don't get a baby? Everyone else does? Am I not good enough for you????? 🥺
Bruce: He isnt here because he is an adult, *talking into com* N, come here your dad wants you
*five minutes later*
Dick, coming over to Clark: Hi pops, I'm Nightwing
Clark: you named him after mE 🥹🥰😍
I think we all should.
Date with Jay, looking for a new book
