A Typical Otaku's Blog

Kaiden (Kade for short), 24 years old, goes by he/him/his. Just reblogs and other random shit. Art blog: https://mintytheshade.tumblr.com/

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[itsseriouslyridiculous]

tomorrow is two’s day everyone!

[happyheidi]

(via)

[queerdungeons]

Now that I have a Lightbox I can take updated photos of Archibald Asparagus Saint Sebastian

[queerdungeons]

Fellas… the creator of Veggietales has seen it

[queerdungeons]

😭

[daily-cats]

The most beautiful thing that you will see today ♡

[chillcrafting]

[chillcrafting]

[wkd-arts]

[gruvy-grucie]

It's that time of the year!

The 21st night of September.

Do you remember, folks?

[thestuffedalligator]

This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

[vivaciousarcanist]

not so fast, in the review of gusteau’s anton ego compares gusteau to chef boyardee or hector boiardi with a tone implying that boyardee is dead and in history

given that gusteau died shortly after this and the will takes 2 years after death

assuming that ego’s review was the same year that boiardi died then the absolute EARLIEST the movie can take place is 1987

and about the incredibles, when looking for the scene with the newspaper i stumbled across this

a headline from 2002, and given that lawsuits generally take a while and september to december is really quick for the banning of supers so let’s say they were banned in mid 2003, at the EARLIEST incredibles can take place in 2018, with ratatouille taking place sometime in between 2003 and 2018

assuming that was a mistake, thunderhead died november 15 1958, a date where superheroes would’ve been illegal if incredibles 1 took place in 1962

and adding onto the impossibility of the date being 1962 his death is included in the shutdown reports of the national supers agency

so the year in which the movies take place is impossible to find because the staff of the incredibles couldn’t chose a date and commit to it

[thestuffedalligator]

I take it back

This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

[dog-potato]

IS NO ONE GONNA MENTION THAT THUNDERHEAD IS GAY?!?!

[dammitradar]

OMG OMG OMG

“loves kids, adopted single father of 5 children, raising them with help of his roommate, Scott” 

[majestic-spiffingness-deactivat]

[emergency-broadcast-system]

What I look like basicly

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

my favorite thing is when "new food studies" that arbitrarily determine the longterm effects of food on people are worded like they're talking about nen abilities from the fucking hunter x hunter universe

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

By shifting into my newest ability, I am able to consume 13 hotdogs within a single second. However, the cost is great; as for every time I use this ability, I lose 7.8 hours of my lifespan. This is the power of Emporer Time

[voluptuarian]

Me with a hot dog in one hand and a pbj in the other, alternating bites between them

[delphinidin4]

[c0rpseductor]

dreamed that kindergarten nap was called sleep class and everybody went to sleep including the teacher. if you were awake it would get a little bit foggy outside and grey and cloudy, and these guys would start approaching the classroom from behind the tree line (forgive my shitty phone drawing)

and they were at least a story tall, some of them were taller, you could see their legs over the trees. they would approach very slowly. this one (the one i drew) had a name for some reason, his name is kick.

before i was totally awake my brain conjured a meme of a bunch of these guys approaching from the treeline and a child watching from the window with the caption “when you the only one awake in sleep class 😂😳😏”

[dizzydevious]

[bestiasilvanus]

[c0rpseductor]

ok this is TERRIFYINGLY close to what i saw in my head while i was sleeping thank you.

[google-searchhistory-official]

[baltdev]

[inlovewithcolingray]

ITS HERE. THE CREEPY SLEEP CLASS POST. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I WOULD SCROLL ON INSTA OR WATCH A TUMBLR COMP ON YOUTUBE AND SEE THIS?? YEEHOO

[c0rpseductor]

this comment is such a terrifying glimpse of the reach of this post into internet zones beyond my perception, thank you

[dankmemeuniversity]

[timeofdeathnote]

y’all the avatar guy won a gold medal for windsurfing 

[pannyacottafugo]

vibrating over the promo pictures

you can preorder narancia now. fugo / both as a set come out august 6 :)

[vicholas]

[vortigone]

given most footage ive seen of celebrities on this show are immensely uncomfortable at best, seeing tony hawk of all people just go ham with the chaos really adds a lot

[aphextwinselectedambientworks]

tony hawk pro catharsis