AroAceCanonMess @acemonsterfudger - Tumblr Blog

I sincerely apologize to all the people who see my account on here. It truly is a menagerie of all the depraved men I would allow to rip out my ribs in the way Adam gave himself to Eve... and maybe I should keep it to myself... :/

I'm in intense pain today after relearning to walk yesterday, however i still made a whole ass dinner so suck on that body! I slow cooked ham for hours, made collard greens, and Mac. My secret? I pull that shit out of the freezer so I *have* to cook it. And I pull my desk chair into the kitchen so I don't gotta stand the whole time. But we did it. Hell yeah.

#chronic pain #hEDS #hypermoble #chronic illness #text #txt #text post #yapping

I long for an art studio the way a soldiers wife longs for his return from the war. I'm yearing an hoping I'll earn a home studio so fucking bad :(((

#artist #art #txt #text #woe is me #sighhhh

Ive been a reblog ghost on this site for a while, but now I figured id use it like a public journal. Tbh my digital foot print is already cooked so why not right? Anyways, I have a question, an inquiry if you would. How do I even begin to tag my ramblings?? Currently I just wing it, dick in hand, not a single thought in my mind, as I jot down whatever tag I can think of that would possibly tie into my mental text vomit covering your very screens. Either that, or I put two very lame tags and hope it's enough while my mind screams it's inadequacies and hit post with the knowledge that I'm screaming into a void never to be heard by a single sentient lifeform and my post will be skimmed over by bots who will layer dm me with their treacherous schemes. Any ways, any help would be appreciated! Thanks!

#text #txt #the ramblings i had spoke of #question #inquiry #if you will #perchance #even a plea for assistance #any and all #help #would be appreciated #thank you #tumblr users #that came before me

istolemyneighborsdog

it's the guys

Sometimes I forget that I can say like anything on this site and will probably just get a same in response. All this to say, I'm spending my actual adult free time to read fanfics of two fictional Minecraft characters fall in love while the universe works against them. Thats wild to me.

#slimeknight #sfawtde #dawtde #D3rlord3 #avery #derek x avery #txt #text #ao3 #fanfic

oleanderrrz

I kin Avery

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"are they friends or dating?"

Secret third thing, doomed.

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The sheer amount of doomed yaoi in the DAWTDE ending is genuinely impressive

Ive been very stressed over the state of the world, the files, the genocide in Gaza and Lebanon, and then I realized: wait a minute, I'm a witch! So anyways, I'm 4 days in on my nine day curse towards *all* of those fucking nazi child rapists we call a government and it's honestly making me feel a lot better. On the last day, I will go out at night to a crossroads and bury the jar upside down and chest deep. And hopefully that will be that.

#Fuck Israel #fuck trump #fuck all of them #politics #witchcraft #pagan #curses

The benefits of being sick off my ass is ive been watching a lot of movies! Drop a rec and I'll check it out!

#text post #text #txt #movie recommendation #movie recc #my life is one sick fic after another tbh so id like to add some spice to it

Currently sick so I'm making potions like I'm in snapes class. Just added pineapple, garlic, ginger, honey, lemon juice, and turmeric into a blender and now I'm downing that shit.

#text #txt #shit post #immune compromised baddie #literally was dying last night #had a fever of 100.2 #which for me is really high #I'm normally in the low 97 range