Ace of Spades

Just another blog for random reposts and trash content. Ravenclaw. Asexual, trans, she/her. Thank you ^~^ Mediocre artist with open commissions.

[perfectquote]

“I will not be another flower picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find, and impossible to forget.”

— Erin Van Vuren

[raptorific]

I thought the babadook was an anime thing until like two weeks ago, I didn’t realize it was from like a recent movie I thought it was from like a mid-2000s anime

[raptorific]

this guy on the right, that’s what I thought the babadook was, I don’t know what anime this is but when people reference the babadook that’s who I thought they were talking about

[brokebitch2006]

If you didn’t know what to search for then how did you find this picture?

[raptorific]

I searched for “grinning anime demon” and scrolled for like a billion years until I found a drawing some kid did of this guy and then I did a Search By Image which told me his name, which I then searched again to find the image on this post. Are you happy you “exposed” how much energy went into my finding a picture of the guy I thought was the babadook? Has this in some way enriched your life?

[twerklina]

I’ve been waiting since March to post this…

[katsuko1978]

…fitting since this is frickin’ October 🤣

[katsuko1978]

Holy shit, it literally took almost a whole-ass year for another Thursday the 12th?!

[perfectlyripeclementine]

calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.

[purlturtle]

Not "belongs to me"; "belongs with me."

[out-of-context-aro-ace]

Ohhhhh, yes I like this definition so much more! Always felt weird when I saw "Be mine" things for Valentine's Day etc

[zillanovikov]

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

[memeclassheroes]

[rashemibabe]

Anybody want me to shut the fuck up for $500?

[s8riel]

[marisatomay]

Got his ass

[the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone]

Flu season is coming up and we all know what that means THE FBI AND CIA ALL YELLING AT PEOPLE TO GET VACCINATED BECAUSE WE DON'T ACTUALLY CHIP VACCINES! All of the nanoparticles are in the Red 40 food dye.. C'mon folks.

[prokopetz]

I think the hardest miss I've ever bumped into in children's educational television came from a show called Ghost Writer that debuted in 1992.

The opening story arc concerned a series of thefts at the protagonists' school; when the kids tried to figure out who was behind it, their investigation eventually discovered that a bunch of other middle schoolers had independently formed some sort of bizarre pseudo-Dionysian cult where they'd perform ominous chants and greet each other with secret mottos and wear masks with faces on both the front and back, except literally all this cult was doing was stealing the lunch money out of other kids' backpacks and using it to buy tokens at the local video arcade, which was also the cult's headquarters.

It was like they couldn't decide whether they wanted to do a Satanic Panic thing or a video-games-are-making-children-violent thing, so they split the difference in what I assume was intended as a grim cautionary tale, but all that nine-year-old me took away from the viewing experience was "wow, being in a cult looks cool as hell".

[eternal-fractal]

My character flaw is that I don't believe pizza cutters should be able to cut. Why is a circle able to cut. Round things are never sharp what the fuck

[james-silvercat]

[eternal-fractal]

Well buzz saws don't use the circle to cut they use the tiny triangles, the sharpest shape. So HAH.

[james-silvercat]

Are pizza cutters not serrilhated?

[aceofspades913]

Nope iz just Sharp Circle

[teathattast]

💯🙏💛🟨👍

[teathattast]

Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

[teathattast]

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

[teathattast]

💞✌💋🌈🌜

That's what I call character development

[aceofspades913]

👀™️🔫🌷🍃

[24602060451-deactivated20241111]

[orcboxer]

[dangerously-human]

Do most of these people perhaps live in a cartoon?

[fordpinesmpreg]

you would not believe how difficult the last clip was to make

[tulleassisted]

i can’t stop thinking about this goddamn video i had to draw this

[furrypowerurbandope]

[zdf-deactivated20251121]

[mrwiseandshine]

[sw3etsfuckingdrawings]

Silly John