Worm Dealer

{Skiey|27|queer|poly|they/them}

[gaystation4]

[a-sentient-cup]

[meangirlnurse]

on god i'm gonna try to lure you people into joining healthcare careers

[meangirlnurse]

you've heard of tumblr university

get ready for tumblr hospital

[fangirlycupcake]

I have a great idea for the floor

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[bumblebeebats]

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[catgirlforeskin]

It’s in New Jersey so they’re all very mean to you while pumping your gas and also have ties to the mafia

[itsgeauxtime-deactivated2023082]

I would be mean to me too, if I made me pump my gas

[supreme-leader-stoat]

#that sentence dont make sense but you know what i mean#what gas station on earth is not a self serve at this point#barbaric. draconian even

Heh, remember when Oregon made self-service gas stations legal back in '18 and Oregonians were swarming social media over it like "I will literally die if you don't employ people to refuel my car for me"?

[freebroccoli]

Recall also that the change in policy didn't make it illegal for gas stations to provide attendants, it only made them legal to not provide it. If enough Oregonians wanted attendants badly enough that they were willing to not go to the cheapest station to get it, it would have been provided.

[unusual-suspects]

x

[rosieandthemoon]

By Jeroen Taal

[penandinkprincess]

so wildly obnoxious when you agree with the starting point of someone's stance only for them to hard turn into things you DON'T agree with and now you have to defend the thing that was originally annoying you

"too many authors in the current market are focusing on selling 'spice' instead of telling interesting stories"

"oh yeah, i agree. i started reading one that i heard a lot about and it just wasn't-"

"and it's all of these women reading their fucking mommy porn out in public like FREAKS"

*through gritted teeth* "people should be allowed to read whatever they want, and actually these books should be left alone and you should shut up about it"

[literaryroses]

[brostateexam]

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[elvenferretots]

The picture of innocence.

[fruitpigeons]

A silly Skye! commissions

[teaboot]

Not to stick my dick in the wasp nest here but I just walked past a white dude with the longest crustiest dreadlocks I have ever seen in my LIFE and if I do not exclaim my bafflement and horror *sonewhere* then I'm afraid I will lose control of myself and gently ask him Why

[teaboot]

Like we've GONE OVER cultural appropriation for fucking decades now, that shouldn't be news to anyone, and anyone capable of a google search should be able to grasp that the "vikings" didn't ACTUALLY DO THAT

But even if you boil away the "I don't believe appropriation is a real thing" people and the "well hmm you weren't THERE" people and even the "it's not that deep and it looks cool" people, there should still be the irrefutable fact that STRAIGHT HAIR DOESN'T LOCK?

Boy out here has KNOTTED MATS that are nearly transparent blond at the roots and fucking BROWN the other 70%

Son that's DIRT

What the FUCK

[raccoonmilf]

When we lived in Denver, my friend @kittycattyy420 and I would roll down the window and start chanting “WHITE DREADS WHITE DREADS WHITE DREADS” whenever we drove past somebody like this. It was always so upsetting to see, because it was YUCKY. We unfortunately, could not help but exclaim our bafflement.

[geigercuntter]

Let’s have so many fucking issues and problems together

[hockeyfinches]

can i be real for one second are we not all cultivating vastly intricate filtered content lists. is that just me. i see little to nothing that bothers me. i block anything that could potentially bother me. i am blocking niche tags from 3 fandoms ago for my own peace of mind. i have the name ‘bruce’ filtered

[findchaos]

We visited an old glass factory that was converted into a park and the photos can get very surreal.

[sourcreammachine]

[anh3-donia]

insane goodwill pickup

[arborealgargoyle]

PATCHY THE PIRATE DIED!??

[daniel-and-claudia-superfan]

THE TOP COMMENT LMFAOO

[rabbitkinglune777]

900 COMBAT GRL-EVIL