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he did NOT sit right with her. numerous reasons had her distrust the informant greatly, while time continued to add more to the pile. yet, he offered decent pay for jobs that were often almost too simple not to be suspicious. that, however, did not mean that the biker had any intention of spending leisure time in his company.
❛ did you need something ? ❜
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quiet days were NICE, if unusual. spending them with her close friends seemed a good enough idea, especially when she knew occupying a particular bodyguard as long as the male in question seemed to be free might save some unfortunate soul QUITE the experience. as the such, she approached the blond with a soda bottle, offered it to him and held up a second one as if to ask for a toast.
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---what a coincidence to run into HER like that. alas, last time the youth had been in danger, while this time was leisure, if anything--- she hoped.
❛ miss hijiribe, it’s nice to see you again :) ❜
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❛ all of you are NERDS. ❜
❛ death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now. ❜
meme. | always accepting
not INTIMATE enough, if you ask her. such cynical thoughts-- she immediately gave a soft shake of her helmet, shoulders sagging subtly as she tried to do away with it.
what does he want me to say ? that i’d rather not lose a business partner ? he pays well, but it’s almost easier to work for emilia.
if anything, she thought shizuo would gain some peace of mind without the information broker to trouble his days.
❛ you give off the vibe, yeah. ❜
❛ what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself. ❜
meme. | always accepting
listening to him was SUCH a chore, sometimes. retract--- almost ALWAYS.
❛ if anything, you’re one of ikebukuro’s monsters. ❜
does he ever say NORMAL things ?
SUICIDE SQUAD SENTENCE STARTERS
❛ why is it always a knife fight every single time you open your mouth? ❜ ❛ you’re not leaving me. you’re not leaving me! ❜ ❛ hope don’t stop the wheel from turning, my brother. ❜ ❛ i did everything you said. i helped you. ❜ ❛ they say you never missed a shot. prove it. ❜ ❛ you know, outside you’re amazing, but inside you’re ugly. ❜ ❛ i am not someone who is loved. ❜ ❛ don’t hurt me. i’ll be your friend. ❜ ❛ you messed with my friends! ❜ ❛ desire becomes surrender, surrender becomes power. ❜ ❛ i’m bored. i need a victim; a mind to pry apart and spit in! ❜ ❛ just let me in. i promise i won’t hurt you. ❜ ❛ love your perfume! what is that? the stench of death? ❜ ❛ you are really in bad shape upstairs, lady. ❜ ❛ why don’t you stop acting like a drunken stripper? ❜ ❛ come on, i’m bored. i’m bored — play with me! ❜ ❛ worst part of it is they’re going to blame to blame us for the whole thing. ❜ ❛ i sleep where i want, when i want, with who i want. ❜ ❛ mid-twenties, 5′5′, good health, athletic and.. an only child with deep-seated father issues. ❜ ❛ you left me in a black whole of rage and confusion. ❜ ❛ that is just a whole lot of pretty and a whole lot of crazy. ❜ ❛ you are a pain in the ass. ❜ ❛ if this man shoots me, i want you to kill him, and i want you to go clear my browser history. ❜ ❛ you hate mankind much? ❜ ❛ don’t forget — we’re the bad guys. ❜ ❛ i’m not going to kill you. i’m just going to hurt you.. really, really bad. ❜ ❛ question — would you die for me? ❜ ❛ well, we almost pulled it off despite what everybody thought. ❜ ❛ here’s to honor among thieves. ❜ ❛ own that shit. own it! ❜ ❛ are you the devil? ❜ ❛ let me guess.. mommy didn’t take you to chuck-e-cheese on your sixth birthday! ❜ ❛ my heart scares you and a gun doesn’t? ❜ ❛ i have proved i love you, just accept it! ❜ ❛ i was going to say i wouldn’t do that if i were you. ❜ ❛ normal’s a setting on the dryer! people like us, we don’t get normal! ❜ ❛ so! i’m thinking if we move together, we can kill all these guys and move our separate ways. yeah? ❜ ❛ you ever been in love? ❜ ❛ something tells me a whole lot of people are about to die. ❜ ❛ what!? i saw it move! see? it flinched.. i think. ❜ ❛ i will knock your ass out. i do not care that you’re a girl. ❜ ❛ if you weren’t so crazy, i’d think you were insane. ❜ ❛ i gotta work on my cardio. ❜ ❛ i like what you’re selling, lady. there’s just one teeny problem. ❜
❛ your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch. ❜
meme. | always accepting
the driver could not deny, he DID have a point. she more than anyone ought to be familiar with the idea of sticking to what her guts told her, acting on feelings and hunches-- what else was she a DULLAHAN for, if not that ? almost all things DID come naturally to her, rather than through thorough thinking.
i wouldn’t go as far as to say it’s definite, but he isn’t wrong, either.
nevertheless, her helmet tilted lightly, fingers flying over the keyboard momentarily. ❛ you’re right. i wish it would be more quiet, though. ❜
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❛ you’re a weapon and weapons don’t weep. ❜
❛ hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice. ❜
❛ never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive. ❜
❛ death is the only god that comes when you call. ❜
❛ I am teeth. I am royal. you are nothing to me. ❜
❛ the sun will rise and we will try again. ❜
❛ we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes. ❜
❛ I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating. ❜
❛ what doesn’t kill me better run. ❜
❛ she wasn’t looking for a knight. she was looking for a sword. ❜
❛ don’t dehumanize bad people, because it’s their humanity which makes what they’ve done so terrifying. ❜
❛ she isn’t just pretty. she is otherworldly and vaguely threatening. ❜
❛ magic is not good or evil. is a knife evil? only if the wielder is. ❜
❛ I don’t want your crown. see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down. ❜
❛ they broke my wings. they forgot I have claws. ❜
❛ all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red. ❜
❛ what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself. ❜
❛ how terrible it is, to love something that death can touch. ❜
❛ you may not be interested in war, but it is interested in you. ❜
❛ I feel divinity in my bones like aching. like fire. ❜
❛ you make me feel and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. now. ❜
❛ you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous. ❜
❛ she will burn your kingdoms down, herself with it, if it means your ruin. ❜
❛ it’s okay to be scared. it means your about to do something brave. ❜
❛ she looks like divine absolution. ❜
❛ I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget. ❜
❛ be careful with words. they can be forgive, but never forgotten. ❜
❛ you not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself. ❜
❛ I’m tired of fighting. for once, I want to be fought for. ❜
❛ never run back to what broke you. ❜
❛ I was quite, but not blind. ❜
❛ your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch. ❜
❛ we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry. ❜
❛ do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on. ❜
❛ I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut. ❜
❛ you can miss something but not want it back. ❜
❛ you can’t save people, you can only love them. ❜
❛ I came, I saw, I made it awkward. ❜
❛ we buy shite we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like. ❜
❛ you’re always one decision away from a different life. ❜
❛ my brain has too many tabs open. ❜
❛ I’m not saying I hate you, just that you’re like the Monday of people. ❜
❛ there’s no ‘we’ in fries. ❜
❛ apology accepted, trust denied. ❜
❛ death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now. ❜
❛ life happens. coffee helps. ❜
❛ I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s. ❜
❛ I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony. ❜
❛ very early in my life it was already too late. ❜
❛ is that a threat or are you flirting with me. ❜
❛ was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives? ❜
❛ I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand. ❜
❛ I do bad things, and I do them very well. ❜
❛ you drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. you’re everything I ever wanted. ❜
❛ they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you. ❜
❛ drugs might kill you but they’ll never break your heart. ❜
❛ good girls are just bad girls that haven’t been caught. ❜
❛ a pretty face doesn’t guarantee a pretty heart. ❜
❛ no airbag, we die like men. ❜
❛ true evil is, above all, seductive. ❜
❛ it takes more courage to suffer than to die. ❜
❛ you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf? he only needs enough luck to catch you once. ❜
❛ justice is vengeance in prettier packaging. ❜
Survey #28; Bold what's true; Unique
eriidian:
THEY ARE: outgoing, a brother/sister, overwhelmed, helpful, kind, overweight, tall, caring, a shopaholic, energetic, hopeful, smart, over 18, religious, sexually active, a mother/father, a good singer, ugly, insecure, a natural blonde, a leader, shy, inquisitive, determined, thirsty, frustrated, registered to vote, independent, hungry, self-conscious, a hard worker, skinny, paranoid, in love, a college/uni student, a dreamer, a movie buff, usually happy, easily entertained, quiet, a daddy’s girl, a smoker, employed, happy with their life, anxious, a pothead, healthy, on a desktop.
THEY HAVE: an iphone, a laptop, anxiety, drugs, a tumblr, an addiction, a dog, their own car, a degree, a job, trust issues, a temper, a brother, a big house, blue eyes, a lot of clothes, a twin bed, a big family, netflix, to pee, odd taste in music, a large book collection, fast internet, a big imagination, their license, curly hair, a small butt, short hair, a messy room, acne, a phobia, big boobs, a medical condition, an awkward smile, some kind of collection, taken over 1,000 surveys, a personal blog that nobody sees but them, gotten lost while driving, been to warped tour, big feet, bills to pay, a lot of strong opinions, a pool, an xbox, a cold, a lot of music, more than two piercings.
THEY WANT: a boyfriend, more money, a better body, to adopt, to move out, a new computer, to lose weight, something they cannot have, food, a baby, their hair to grow out, a new life, to be more confident, a tattoo, fast food, alcohol, more friends, to go on vacation, to see a new movie coming out, to go shopping, a new phone, a piercing, concert tickets, someone to hang out with, to start working out, to be famous, to see a certain someone, more clothes, to donate blood, bigger boobs, someone to cuddle with, a (better) job, smaller thighs, to learn how to play an instrument, their favorite band to release a new album, someone to love, a new pet, to go to sleep, to grow up, to change something about their personality, breakfast food, them to make a new pokemon game, a new ipod, a popsicle, to learn a new skill, to be more organized, to go to college, someone to bring them breakfast in bed.
THEY THINK: abortion is wrong, xanga is dying, they’ll die young, they’re a good person, too often, they’re going to hell, pickles are gross, a lot of popular things are overrated, God is real, people underestimate them, their taste in music is perfect, they need a new layout, they’re pretty responsible, gay marriage should be legal, they’re going to dye their hair soon, they’re funny, they’re going to make a huge decision soon, their parents hate them, they’re pretty, they have a mental disorder, they annoy people, something is seriously wrong with them, of better days, a lot of Disney Channel stars grow up to be trash, The Hunger Games is overrated, the best things in life are free, popular music is pretty awful, they could be a vegan, they’ll make a good mother/father, they spend too much money on clothes, they’re too good for guys their age, they worry too much, goths are scary, the survey community is dying, politics are stupid, foreign languages are interesting, hipsters are annoying, bolding surveys are the best, everything is better with cheese, Twilight is overrated, they will be alone forever, they might go to bed soon, they may try something new soon, they’re pretty boring, they may never stop taking surveys, McDonald’s is gross, celebrities are overpaid, people use them a lot, Valentine’s Day is a joke, nobody is truly original.
THEY LOVE: animals, shopping, cooking, going to concerts, jewelry, glitter, reading, bright colors, make up, taking pictures, hot showers, texting, going to the theater, children, anime, being girly, working out, their life, where they live, summer, fruit, candles, photography, eating, learning, rainy days, walking, painting their nails, doing their hair, music, xanga, facebook, feeling needed, getting comments, tumblr, helping others, volunteering, cuddling, chewing gum, youtube, dresses, touch screens, decorating, writing, finding money in their pockets, Comedy Central, milk.
THEY HATE: cleaning, driving, big crowds, politics, religion, their period, musicals, talking on the phone, crying, fast food, going to the doctor, meat, vegetables, sitcoms, their body, their life, their parents, long fingernails, bad grammar, cocky people, being single, facial hair, having no signal, losing, working, doing the dishes, bugs, children, straight edge kids, racists, going to the dentist, going to school, arguing, hospitals, being pale, having scars, hot weather, wearing socks, listening to the radio, animal cruelty, having stubbly legs, stretched ears, wearing glasses, when nobody texts them back, anime, having nothing to do, when they have stray hairs stuck to their shirt, waiting, bad hair days, dogs.
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how PRETENTIOUS. he rubbed her the wrong way, would continue to do so and had not for one moment not seemed overall OFF to the transporter before. it hardly surprised her that shizuo felt so strongly about him. from what she knew, he had EVERY reason to loathe the informant. swiftly, she snatched the envelope presumably containing her payment, popped it open and briefly flipped the bills between her fingers, soon enough pushing it into her usual hiding spot before reaching for her phone.
you talk too much, you know.
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