this is like. so ridiculous and next level. i love it
if i saw this guy walking down the street i'd start sucking him off right then and there
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this is like. so ridiculous and next level. i love it
if i saw this guy walking down the street i'd start sucking him off right then and there
they hooked prince phillip's dick up to a sucking machine to try and remove a clot in an artery that posed massive risk but they accidentally dialed it to 11 and he was screaming in pleasure as he got drained like an empty tooth paste tube and when they give the world one last look at his body during the funeral hes going to be lookin like flat stanley
You picked the wrong house fool….!
Linux community when the 7 different fixes didn’t get the sound driver to work
Me when windows updates and breaks sixteen sound files so I’m incapable of running Skyrim a game that came out in 2011 and I think it’s a mod so I keep checking the mods but it’s not a mod it’s microshafts stupid update that adds 100% more bloatware for no fucking reason and broke my Skyrim so badly I had to reverse three windows versions but after that it auto updated again and broke it again after two weeks because windows is a good OS
windows stopping people from playing skyrim is actually a point in its favor
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An outtake cutscene from ‘Mario Power Tennis’ on the Nintendo Gamecube.
Waluigi speaking coherent English is a terrifying reality I didnt voluntarily sign up for
even worse when what he says in coherent english is “don’t expect mouth to mouth”
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this guy is gonna release half life 2½
Family guy but he never started a family
guys I think I got a very lucky with my luck value I ran into Prunsel
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does anyandere else feel insatiable bloodlust when their mommy says no more fruit roll ups until you eat your peas
This is so fucking funny I hope this is satire
its not
Oh well I hope you get therapy.
my therapist had to quit becose of me
When u see that bitch with the big tits from yesterday
After you’ve scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, Then After you’ve scrubbed all the floors in Gamelon, then after you’ve scrubbed all of me. Then After you’ve rubbed oil on MY peᵉᶰᶦˢ Then you can rub my dick Then you can ᴇᴀᴛ shiᵖ Then you can take my boy to DINNER. Then after you’ve strived for this peace Then you can SEND LINK for pea-tza, Then you can SAVE ME! FOUR peace -es of pea-tza, then you can Protect Zelda’s boobies. Then after you’ve Schm̷anaferolferellodmerschuietra Then you can help me pee in the morning. Then after you Go! oN a DIE!!! ᵘʰHIT Then you can - Then you can - Hmmmm. Help. Then you can ᴇᴀᴛ this Octorock! cOck! Then you can go fUck! yourself Then you can do the duck walk! Then you can bᴇᴀᴛ off! and cum onto Ganon’s beautiful face! Then after you’ve PLEASE…..d all the plumbers in The Mushroom Kingdom! then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
i think the hardest part about this job is not being able to say What The Fuck
I hate English
English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Fuck you
crazy how these are pronounced the same way lol