I'm a good noodle

Hey I'm Ellie, your local dumpster hag. I'm 28, queer, and annoying.

[tockthewatchdog]

if we could just find a safe and healthy and sustainable way for everyone to be on stimulants all the time. not just caffeine but the good stuff

[odumb-deactivated20220303]

till deactivation do us part

[flightyfinch]

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

[neuro-light]

Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

newest addition to my Undertale jeans!

he's guarding my left calf 😌

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

finished another last night!

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

hoo hoo hoo this'll be a GOOD one

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

update!

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

Tower of Power!

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

at least I'm getting something done on this rancidly hot day

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

takin' my ass to Grillby's for a borger

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

ohhhhh yes Onionsan was ABSOLUTELY the right decision here

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

Onionsan is complete!

also I work really hard to make sure the backs of these things are tight and tidy so they don't catch on anything when I'm pulling them on and off so bonus pic of the back of my handiwork

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

okay so this one I had to do some tinkering because my cross stitch guide gave me two options

1. BIG BOY

and 2. "Alphys I frew up"

first was unusable due to size and the second I just simply find boring so I got ✨creative✨ in StitchSketch and compromised

and it came out pretty darn well! (it also covers a pulled thread courtesy of roommate's cat's claws)

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[aquatofan]

[crazysodomite]

their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free

[crazysodomite]

THEIR LOVE IS DEAD AND HAS BEEN REPLACED BY AI GENERATED BLONDE BLUE EYED MILITARY UNIFORM WHITE WOMAN

[konoko]

[starsandsupernovae]

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

[starsandsupernovae]

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[beardedmrbean]

I love the midwest so much

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[lazer-exe]

a lot of people are reblogging this saying that most "lazy" people are actually just disabled or that the concept of laziness itself is a product of our society's obsession with productivity. this is all true, but it is not my point.

even if someone WAS just lazy and simply didn't want to do anything but lie on the couch and watch tv, they should still have these things. it's irrelevant whether some people aren't actually lazy because everyone, including hypothetical lazy people, should have their basic needs met.

if we have the resources to do it, there is no defense of letting people die because they don't want to work, and much less because they can't.

I don't want lazy people to have basic necessities because they "actually" deserve them because they ARE working or CAN'T work. I want lazy people to have basic necessities because they are people, and we shouldn't leave them to die when we have the resources not to.

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[luxwing]

Lemme get a little sippy

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[ryebreadedd]

happy aromantic visibilty day to one of my fav fandom wiki comments

[striders]