Land of Bottles and Lanterns

Gregory Ace, they/them. 29. Homestuck Trash. Sometimes Artist. Self proclaimed Wizard. Master of Yarn Shenanigans. Ask me things.

[star-kovs]

Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing

[accurate-incorrect-marvel-quotes]

This is a gift to humankind

[msmarvel]

The Avengers / Age of Ultron / Infinity War BTS

[jeanqrey]

my last 3 brain cells watching me throughout the day

[shiftythrifting]

Sailor Moon’s bootleg/offbrand cousin will punish you in the name of…something…

[acetheyarnwizard]

[best-shower-thoughts]

As a woman, you still sometimes wonder if you’re pregnant, even if you haven’t had sex in months. (source)

[acetheyarnwizard]

As a trans man, you may STILL wonder if you’re pregnant, even if you haven’t had sex in months...

[crypticavengers]

[acetheyarnwizard]

Long time  no update...

I don’t think I’ve been online in a while, guess I should let anyone still following know how life’s been going.

Aside from the whole legal/money part, I have changed my name to Weaver Ace Loreon. I’m back to working nights now that summer is over, still loving my job and barely making ends meet. My older brother is about to move into my basement until he can get his own place(but will thankfully be paying rent this time), but Aaron’s still not too pleased about it. I’m not super hype on it either, but the money will be nice. My kid has started middle school, and loves it. And we’re still looking for a girlfriend/unicorn. For real, do I have any followers in Kansas that would like to date us as a couple? Or even just him, long as I can get in on some good good cuddles. I really want a functional polyamorous relationship, not just calling ourselves one while it’s still just us two.

[veryfunnymemes]

[acetheyarnwizard]

Literally every trash can in my house is grocery bags. I don’t own any cans bigger than a desk trash can. I’ve never bought kitchen or large trash bags. When I throw gross kitchen or bathroom things out, you pull out the bag and out it goes to the can. Nothing gets to sit in my house long enough to stink. Recycle. Reuse. Re-fucking-duce.

[petersspideysense]

God and my guardian angel watching me making dumb decisions that’ll eventually ruin my life

[ghostsandgoblins]

[acetheyarnwizard]

[lunarriviera]

Sam Wilson x @ ProBirdRights [insp.] [from the twitter genius of stuckyparty]

[vampiresex69]

Plaid

[loreweaver]

…god damn it

[dailyevanstan]

“Is it recording?”

[mefou]

Tickle my belly, I swear it’s not a trap 😁

[acetheyarnwizard]

[venus-star13]

Reblog if you’re polyamorous, support polyamorous people, or think polyamorous people and relationships are valid

[dailyevanstan]

[turings-deactivated20180627]

furbies have forward-facing eyes. they are predators.

[acetheyarnwizard]

I tried to remember this post the other day and thought it had said Minions. Still not wrong...