the closest thing i have to a diary

she/they call me mae

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[acetonepelican]

dan and phil why are you evil

[whatever-f-it-all]

Hard launch pizza mukbang fuck yes I need this the pizza mukbang’s are my favourites!!!!

[ari-adne-111]

See, I heard that and I was like "oh my god, they are actually planning a mukbang, this is so fucking exciting"

I was then shot 57 times.

[jessisnotinteresting]

The whole phandom right now ( including myself)

[acetonepelican]

i don’t care how mad you are you don’t have gabe right to scream at me infront of my friends

[the-muppet-joker]

Vesicles at the neuromuscular junction: got anotha round of acetylcholine from da boss. motion in da right wrist, make it snappy

Receptors on muscle fiber: Prithee! Tell me what the Higher Conciousness commands of me! I will do whatever is ordained, but I wish to know the purpose of this divine act of motion!

Vesicles: we jackin off to the muppet show again

Receptors: Man what the hell

[acetonepelican]

anthony and ian lowkey dan and phil if they were try guys

[acetonepelican]

getting into smosh finally????? who would’ve guessed??

[deeplenpeeple]

my two cents is there is a difference between dips and condiments. condiments can be used as dips but not vice versa. like hummus is a dip. barbecue sauce is a condiment. salsa? dip. mayo? condiment.

therefore in my humble opinion guacamole is definitively in fact, a dip.

[acetonepelican]

friends canceled on me but it’s ok because i can watch dan and phil and cry in my bed!

[acetonepelican]

every day i sit and go “im so glad i found dan and phil” and its been like this for years

[acetonepelican]

i don’t know what i want anymore

[oneheadtoanother]

[the-muppet-joker]

Mx the croaker have you ever considered like. Therapy or smth. I hear good things.

Unfortunately there was a fire at the diary and therapist factory :/ all I can do is post all of my deepest turmoil on tumblr. Sad!

[sreegs]

gets mentioned in a @strange-aeons post

sorry data's what?

[dnp-as-posts]

[acetonepelican]

i’m sitting here sad out of mind because they took hymen restoration project away :(( that was evil!! she did nothing!!!!! bring me back bethany my girl 💔💔 what’s next?? the muppet joker??