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@acetonepelican
dan and phil why are you evil
Hard launch pizza mukbang fuck yes I need this the pizza mukbang’s are my favourites!!!!
See, I heard that and I was like "oh my god, they are actually planning a mukbang, this is so fucking exciting"
I was then shot 57 times.
The whole phandom right now ( including myself)
i don’t care how mad you are you don’t have gabe right to scream at me infront of my friends
Vesicles at the neuromuscular junction: got anotha round of acetylcholine from da boss. motion in da right wrist, make it snappy
Receptors on muscle fiber: Prithee! Tell me what the Higher Conciousness commands of me! I will do whatever is ordained, but I wish to know the purpose of this divine act of motion!
Vesicles: we jackin off to the muppet show again
Receptors: Man what the hell
anthony and ian lowkey dan and phil if they were try guys
getting into smosh finally????? who would’ve guessed??
my two cents is there is a difference between dips and condiments. condiments can be used as dips but not vice versa. like hummus is a dip. barbecue sauce is a condiment. salsa? dip. mayo? condiment.
therefore in my humble opinion guacamole is definitively in fact, a dip.
friends canceled on me but it’s ok because i can watch dan and phil and cry in my bed!
every day i sit and go “im so glad i found dan and phil” and its been like this for years
i don’t know what i want anymore
Mx the croaker have you ever considered like. Therapy or smth. I hear good things.
Unfortunately there was a fire at the diary and therapist factory :/ all I can do is post all of my deepest turmoil on tumblr. Sad!
gets mentioned in a @strange-aeons post
sorry data's what?
i’m sitting here sad out of mind because they took hymen restoration project away :(( that was evil!! she did nothing!!!!! bring me back bethany my girl 💔💔 what’s next?? the muppet joker??