#no chill.

  ❛  WE WILL WALK AWAY FROM EMPTY GOLD.

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[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

          TO: currently doing that💕          FROM: eagle 1🦅          SBJT: –          TIME: 10:14          SMS: ugh              fair enough.

prfctcopy. / 01.

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Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.

[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"

[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.

[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?

[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night

[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

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[aceveined-blog]

               ❛ i don’t  WANNA  watch reruns of family guy, though .. ❜

[aceveined-blog]

◎ What are your plans for college?

              ❛ ah ? i’m  not  sure. i’ve already been  SCOUTED  by a  few  uni’s in  TOKYO  for basketball ; i’m thinking of studying in the  STATES  though. some  big  uni in  NEW YORK  contacted me – who knows, though.❜

anonymous. / 02.

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◎ Have you thought about spending your whole life together with your current boyfriend?

              ❛ i mean … like – a  LITTLE , i guess. after high school we’re  BOTH  gonna be pretty  busy  though,  &  i wouldn’t wanna  HOLD HIM BACK  or anythin’ .. if we’re still  together  when we’re  OLDER  though – like, i dunno, maybe twenty - five or somethin’ …  YEA  .. i’d  like  to spend the  REST  of my life with him.❜

anonymous. / 01.

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Send a ◎ and a question and my muse must answer, even if it's a secret.

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I want to hear you moan as I ride you and you have your hand around my throat.

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Kelsea Bogue Photography | Zeus

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pours some water from her bottle over his head. his sweaty head needs it.

              ❛ oi oi !! what the  HELL  !!❜   shirt tugged  away  from   ( admittedly sweaty )   chest to blot water from eyes, lips tugged downward  STUBBORNLY .  ❛ the  hell  ? is this ‘cause i called you greasy ?❜

saltysetter. /

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Art by ララー

Posted with Permission

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licks the bootay.

          he  deserves  this – that much he is  PAINFULLY  aware of – even so, teeth still dig  DESPERATELY  into abused lip, choking back guttural groans  &  soft moans. perhaps it’s the  KNOWLEDGE  that his lover  prefers  when he’s noisy that  ENCOURAGES  him to keep the sounds to himself – an unspoken  CHALLENGE  ; goading his partner to  TORMENT  him  more , to force the sounds free.  WHATEVER  the reason might be, he  WON’T  give in ; he’s determi –

          NEVERMIND.

          initial  press  of damp tongue against   ( sensitive )   ass tugs free a  SURPRISED  sort of hiccup, blood  rushing  to paint tan features rosy – it’s not a  BAD  look on him, actually. for a  moment , he forgets how to  BREATHE , how to speak – he can’t even think ;  &  then, naturally, ryouta steps up his game.   ( of course he does )

          aomine daiki will absolutely  NEVER  admit to the high pitched  WHINE  that escapes his mouth, just like he’ll  absolutely never  admit to the way his voice  BREAKS  pathetically – words jumbled  &  broken  &  entirely  NONSENSICAL . as nice  &  skilled as ryouta’s tongue is – well, it just  ISN’T  enough.

          &  of course, the  BEST  way to get what he wants is  usually  to  BEG  – but  this time  he’ll give something a little more  ROUNDABOUT  a shot.  &  so he turns his face  AWAY  from the pillows   ( god the things these pillows have seen )   &  musters a  COCKY  grin, though it  wavers  just a bit.

              ❛ ca – hhnn !! ca – wonder i - f y - you  CAN  ma - ake me come  unt - touched , ha .. ‘d be s - somethin’ .. thi - nk y’c - can hhk !!❜   a  MOMENT  taken to desperately pant for breath,  challenge  burning wickedly in  hazy  cobalt eyes.  ❛  DO IT  – if you c - can, that is. make me c - come with  J  -  JUST  your cock.  think  you can m - make me  FORGET  my n - hhnn !! m - my name ?❜   try me.

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            “ i am nothing  SPECIAL , of this i am  sure . i am a  COMMON               man with  common  thoughts  &  i've led a common life. there are             no monuments  DEDICATED  to me  &  my name will  SOON  be                   forgotten , but i've  LOVED  another with  ALL  my heart  &  soul,               &  to me, this has  ALWAYS  been  enough .. ”

ACEVEINED. / PRFCTCOPY.

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          wakes up -- oh boy. guess who fell  ASLEEP  on the train   ( again ).  WHERE  is he ?

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personal tag for @prfctcopy bc it needed to happen yike will be used from here on to track threads & asks specifically with them !!

╳. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇ ᴀ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱɪᴅᴇ. / (ᴘʀꜰᴄᴛᴄᴏᴘʏ.) ❤

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