D'Arcy Carden's Aaron Jackson's 'I Don't Think So Honey'
"I don't think so honey going to church on Sunday ANNND WEDNESDAY? NO NO NO NO HONEY. PICK A ✨️DAMN✨️ DAY. I had to go to church on Sunday and Wednesday my WHOLE ✨️DAMN✨️ LIFE AND I DIDN'T ✨️WANNA✨️ GO ON WEDNESDAY. I ALREADY GOT ALL THE GOD I NEEDED ON ✨️SUNDAY✨️"
Lasculch: WAIT.
Lasculch: SHE'S DOING AARON'S
"And SOME OF THESE ✨️GODDAMN✨️ FOLKS GO SUNDAY MORNING, SUNDAY NIGHT, ✨️AAAAND✨️ ON WEDNESDAY. I don't THINK so honey. I don't think so. You think 'oh I love my church community I wanna see em more' WELL HONEY invite em over to the house for tea. Look at a ✨️DAMN✨️ picture of em. YOU'LL SEE EM IN BUT SIX?
✨️N A U G H T✨️ BUT SIX?
AND THEN ya gotta go look at em on ON WEDNESDAY? ✨️NO HONEY✨️ WEDNESDAYS ARE FOR BEIN AT HOME.
✨️EATIN SPAGHETTI✨️
I DON'T THINK SO HONEY
✨️THIS IS TERRIBLE.✨️
✨️KILLLLLL THEM ALLLLLLLLLL.✨️
