Lover Boy

I'm in love

[achillesthelover]

Editor services are open!!!

Hey writers!! Need an editor? I’m totally willing and 1000% able!! I’ll read and edit anything (yes anything) for you and edit or critique your work! I’m willing to negotiate on price as I’m very new to this work, and I will be charging per chapter edited, BUT I won’t work for less $10 a chapter. My criteria is that I’m an author and my own editor, i’ve won several state awards for writing competitions, and i’m a good writer (pinky swear). Me and my partner are trying to raise money so we can both escape our equally awful living conditions, and since i’m disabled normal work is difficult for me. I’m hoping to help boost my writing career on tumblr, and get paid for it!!! My writing comms are also open!!

[the-muppet-joker]

Striking an intimidating pose and wearing my Terrifying Mask to remind my enemies that this is what PEAK MALE PERFORMANCE looks like!

[achillesthelover]

Getting not only a full body reveal but also a partial face reveal from the muppet joker feels like a fever dream

[obsidiancoffee]

Two lil guys being, uhhhhhh… lil guys???

Please go look at my comms post <3

[achillesthelover]

sooooo cute!!!! that’s my baby and their comms are open!!! go buy their art!!

[achillesthelover]

Hey!!!

Hey so I have been MIA for EVER on tumblr, BUT thats ok!!! So heres the deal, im gonna start posting FANFICS!!! ON TUMBLR!!! My writing commissions are still open! My writing commissions are mostly for artistic pieces, of which prices vary but do not go above $20 usually. Have a vision you need written? Have an art piece you want a story to go with? I’ve got you! I’m also taking fanfic requests, for a low-low rate of $5 i’ll write you a personalized fanfic!! Anything (almost) you want! I do require the money up front, or half in higher paying situations, and I will send progress checkins every so often! As for multichapter pieces I’ll send you chapters as I finish! Ill entirely personalize your fic if that’s your request, personal appearance, body type, and i’ll try to make your character as lore accurate as possible!

Have a wonderful night!

[obsidiancoffee]

Hi :), you don’t need to buy my art if you can’t afford it, but could you please reblog, tell other etc, and go to my other socials! DM me for more details and for commissions!NO NSFW!

Tik tok: ObsidianCoffee

Instagram: obsidiancoffee_

[achillesthelover]

SOMEONE ANYONE PLEASE

I’m need money yall- and BAD!!! but i’m disabled!! and working is hella fucking hard for me!! bc my legs do not want to work!!! ever!!! so if someone wanted to perhaps pay me to write them a fanfic…… I’LL WRITE (almost) ANYTHING!! PORN WITHOUT PLOT, PORN WITH PLOT, SLOWBURN ENEMIES TO LOVERS, CHILDHOOD FRIENDS TO LOVERS, PLATONIC SOULMATES, YOU NAME IT!!! HELL I WILL PERSONALIZE IT!! NO MORE (y/n) OR (y/e/c) JUST GIVE ME A DESCRIPTION OF THE CRIMINAL (you) AND I WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!

[achillesthelover]

…..First 3 people to DM me for a fic request get it free…..just saying…..

[achillesthelover]

PAY ME TO WRITE LITERALLY (almost) ANYTHING YOU WANT

I NEED MONEY!!! DM ME IF YOU'RE WILLING TO PAY ME LIKE $15-$20 FOR A PERSONALIZED ONESHOT FANFIC. (almost) WHATEVER YOU WANT!!! FILTHY, PLOTLESS SMUT, HEADCANNONS, TOOTH ROTTING FLUFF, THE WORKS!!! HELL PAY ME $30-$40 AND I’M WILLING TO WRITE YOU A MULTICHAPTER FANFIC!! AGAIN!!! (almost) WHATEVER YOU WANT!!! PLEASE PAY ME!!! IM A GOOD WRITER I PINKY SWEAR!!!

[achillesthelover]

Some of you fuckers need mental help.

It's me, I'm fuckers.

[achillesthelover]

motherfucker

[achillesthelover]

have i ever written a fanfic and posted on the internet? no.

have i ever written a fanfic? absolutely.

[achillesthelover]

istfg i am my feral-ist on tumblr. like my general social media filter? gone. i have no shame anymore. i will cause a commotion if i please, i will raise concerns. my neighbors will be filing a noise report thank you very much.