*someone threatens me with a knife* Me: joke’s on you, now I’m horny
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*someone threatens me with a knife* Me: joke’s on you, now I’m horny
sorry yall my muse is spotty + i’m distracted + it’s hard to keep track because i have 500 notifs / activity because of the drawing i posted in the main tag ( it keeps getting notes slowly but surely and it’s taking up A Lot Of It rest in shit ) anyways activity will come back hopefully this week ( tho school is starting / online school is a thing so it might be spotty. either way im trying )
find a bat. a knife. anything. go to them. hurt them.
be angry. show your anger. scream until you shake. punch until your fists are bleeding.
hurt them. hurt them all.
bold your muse's preference!
go into the future/past never age physically/mentally lose your eyesight/hearing the first/last to die in a group have it constantly dark/light extreme cold/hot weather have ringing in your ear/see hallucinations the deep sea/far in outer space be apathetic/ignorant get even/over it always tell the truth/lie change the color of your hair/eyes to kill/be killed give/take bad advice
i was gonna post a doodle dump of some Angsty Angelo Shit or smth because i finally figured out a general outline of his backstory but i got distracted and now i have a headache rest in shit.... here’s this tho ( i really like this he’s so Tired )
bold which is most applicable to your muse between the two options !
cold or hot.
envy or lust.
blunt or tactful.
dreamer or realist.
impulsive or regimented.
stubborn or flexible.
sociable or reclusive.
lazy or hardworking.
half empty or half full.
excitable or apathetic.
dependent or independent.
eloquent or inarticulate.
delusional or realistic.
dwells in the past or looks towards the future.
[ @achnum ]
The first time she ever woke up in the grunt dormitories was a strange one. At first, she didn’t even remember where she was in the first place. She only remembered after she regained her alertness. Yes, she had been abandoned, and this was her new home. She had signed up to be a part of the criminal syndicate called Team Skull.
Getting dressed in her new uniform, she decided to visit the lounge of the grunt dormitories, and try and introduce herself to the others who also worked there. After taking a deep breath and gathering herself, she decided to approach the nearest grunt she saw.
“Excuse me, um, I’m rather new here. Would you mind telling me your name? I’m Kyo.” She politely extended a hand.
a new recruit. they seemed to be coming in more and more rapidly now that it’d established more of a place in the alolan community ( the more members they got, even more came with ‘em. it was a pattern. ) he doesn’t know anything about the other members who joined ( despite how long he’d been a part, he never made much of an effort to ) and he didn’t plan to, but new recruits always seemed to want to know about him. maybe it’s because he happened to stand out more. the tattoos never really helped.
‘ angelo. ’ it was quick to write ( but sloppy, written with a right ) and quick to be shown, with the person himself not even bothering to reciprocate the hand. he’s not exactly fond of those pleasantries and formalities; a handshake was just out of the question. he wasn’t touching that, no matter how rude it was. fuck being a good guy.
‘ is that all? ’ clearly, he’s unamused and really just wants to go do something else. probably rob a store or something, who knows. what he does know is that he’s not all that interested in her.
TAGGED BY — @jibushin TAGGING — @dollabilled - @skullbaddie - @skullunderling - @human-destruction ( only if you’d like! ) + anyone else that wants to do it! just say i was the person that tagged you.
Asked someone to marry you ? / innocent. Kissed one of your friends ? / innocent. Danced on a table in a bar/tavern ? / innocent. Ever told a lie ? / guilty. Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have ? / guilty. Ever kissed someone of the same sex ? / guilty.
what... the fuck is anatomy
WHEN U FIND UR TABLET PEN !!
me: *wearing a ring*
guy: are you engaged?
me: engaged in combat *punches the guy in the face*
{ @achnum }
“Excuse me!”
Finally, another human being! Wallace had the unfortunate luck of traveling to and exploring the Alola region just before his PokeNav decided to malfunction. A shame, considering he had just taken it by the Devon Corporation to update it for this very purpose. “You wouldn’t happen to be able to tell me where the nearest Pokemon center is, would you?”
ah, fuck. someone’s talking to him. directions ?? must be a tourist. he’s not the most sociable person ( no one else is around; that’s exactly why he wanted to take a walk on this path ) and he’s definitely not the most willing to help ( they’re not exactly someone he cares about. why should he have to ?? ). he takes a minute-- two minutes to decide-- before actually gesturing: ‘ take a left, right, go straight. should be on your left. ’ hopefully, the guy knew exactly what he meant so he could leave.
they’re gonna clean up your looks , with all the lies in the books , to make a citizen out of you. because they sleep with a gun and keep an eye on you , son , so they can watch all the things you do . because the drugs never work – they’re gonna give you a smirk ‘cause they got methods of keepin’ you clean . they gonna rip up your heads , your aspirations to shreds –
ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE.
New rp blog for a team skull grunt gal.
Please like or reblog if you’re willing to interact with her.
ITS DONE!!
I said I would do it and I did. Team Skull’s easily my new favorite evil team
This image will be available as a print too!! If you’re at Matsuricon, stop by our table to pick yours up this weekend!