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Big announcement:

Fucking petting hims

a lesbian just fully stepped out of a bar and shouted down the street at me to tell me i looked hot. i'll be riding this high for the next 3 years.

beemovieerotica

she stepped out of the bar to talk with me because she had "fucked up" the vibes at trivia night with her situationship (best friend of 8 years, hooking up for 6 months) and she found my energy "grounding." she then asked to follow my dog's instagram account and then gave me her number so she could set me up with her gay male friend.

consider that allyship takes many forms and the power of a gay man and a lesbian traumadumping upon their first meeting in the street is simply beyond your comprehension. also i'm going to fuck a twink.

beemovieerotica

and i never miss. 👋 bye bye terf 😘

#Slay #Fuck that guy #I hope you had fun with her gay bestie

anyoneinside

HAPPY 18TH ANNIVERSARY TO OFF (づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡

pukicho

I love it when the kids animated movie ends with some wacky character going "dance partayyy" and then a GREAT song starts to play and everyone is going absolutely nuts! And even better yet, the grumpy one of the group almost looks like he's not going to join in... but sike! then he does! and he boogies down just like everyone else, haha, even that ol' lump of coal can let loose every now and then, ey?

pukicho

Wait what? Even the bad guys are starting to join in? That... I did not see coming, oh my days! I think this is going to be a night to remember boys.

razerbackbitch

#Perfect #Going to start just doing ts to ppl I h8 #Not directed specifically at any1 I follow

couldntbedamned

If you come across anyone who starts off with "Scientists don't want you to know..." you need to understand that they're lying. They're completely full of shit and working a grift.

Because they've never met or spoke with a scientist.

Scientists WANT YOU TO KNOW. Scientists want you to know SO MUCH. Scientists would be THRILLED to teach you EVERYTHING they know in EXPLICIT DETAIL. Scientists LOVE to share information and their findings and their theories. They don't want to hide anything, ever. They are SO HAPPY to share.

beemovieerotica

scientists actually don't want you to know that they're having sloppy gay sex at conferences.

a-wizard

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

jackabbot

wiigiwaamcore

Wait I have a real version of this

THOSE ARE ALL REAL WEBSITES

this-is-trans-joy

everyone loves to hate terfs until they realise that it actually entails rejecting bioessentialism entirely and then suddenly you’re “taking things too seriously” and you “don’t have a sense of humour” like i’m sorry but saying protect the dolls doesn’t make you immune to terfism it has seeped into every corner of mainstream feminism and unless you’re actively searching it out and checking your own biases you will always be at risk of sharing a space with terfs

this-is-trans-joy

“Only women can—” nope. “But all men—” nah. “The divine femininity of—” gonna stop you right there. “Everyone born ama—” if you finish that sentence I’ll kill you. “Men don’t experience—” you’re wrong. “Gender isn’t real but sex is imm—” *loud incorrect buzzer*

It also goes without saying that bioessentialism inherently can’t be trans inclusive no matter how hard you try. “All men including trans men—” probably not. “This is only a woman’s issue—” is it really? “Afabs only—” why? “All trans men are like—” what? what are they like? finish the sentence i dare you.

miiilowo

hold on i need to engineer an image that will cast 20 psychic damage on a niche group of people

miiilowo

how are we feelin

dimeadoesnt

ironfoot-72

#This hits me like deer caught in the headlights of an oncoming train

valtsv

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

valtsv

creatingblackcharacters

Since your asks are open, I wanted to share this cool comic about being Black and plural! I usually don't share stuff to this blog, but I want this to reach more Black folks who go through similar experience

https://www.tumblr.com/mindnagerie/815893824253673472/a-drop-in-the-bucket?source=share

Alongside this, a post about how white folk tend to insert themselves in Black experiences in an effort to "relate"

https://www.tumblr.com/mindnagerie/816008332212076544/wow-hello-everyone-there-are-a-lot-of-you-here?source=share

💬 40 🔁 2590 ❤️ 4331 · A Drop in the Bucket.

💬 1 🔁 26 ❤️ 305 · Wow, hello everyone!!! There are A LOT of you here now, more than I've ever had stick around before. I just want to than

Thank you for sharing this perspective!!

escuerzoresucitado

theotherwesley

Me getting up in the morning like

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like

DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

This is and always will be my favorite Tumblr post of all time.

cata-strophes

ive been replaying OFF for the first time in over ten years <3

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

that time in high school when my computer died and i was so deeply distraught i legit wrote an entire obituary for a laptop

marlsbys-dragons

Where is the obit Gaud, come on don’t hold out on us

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i had to dig so deep through old backup files to find this, enjoy!

RIP (In loving, random access memory)

After a long illness, my beloved laptop, 3, while surrounded by family and tech support, succumbed in the night to an internal error. My laptop leaves behind one bereaved admin (me), an estranged guest user, an elderly warranty and a large extended family of synced mobile devices and browser bookmarks. Friends, we are gathered in this subdomain today to honor the memory, both RAM and hard drive, volatile and non-volatile, and mourn the data loss of a beloved digital companion. Caches to caches, rust to rust. Though its hard drive may be wiped, its chassis refurbished, and its processor sold for scrap, its torrent downloads and browser history will live on in our hearts, and eventually come back to haunt me.