ugh.hng.blegh

I'm super dead • I hope my account is as annoying as possible

[4kadhd]

actual space dad

An angel♥

[rachelhueyart]

Klance fic recs

1) you’re lucky that’s what i like by zenstrike This entire series… is so good… in which klance are roommates. lance rescues a hamster from certain death. Keith is attentive. and hunk is a good friend

2) knock knock (let me in) by fruitsofanarchy (NSFW) Contains bad boy Keith 

3) If it Feels Good, Tastes Good, It Must be Mine by kricketfic (NSFW) They frick frack quite a bit in this one 

4) Take from me whatever you want by Holisticgay Vampire Keith has been starving himself. Poor kid 

5) Came to Leave with Somebody by Luddleston (NSFW) High schooler Lance goes to a college party with one mission in mind

6) Your Heart Warms the Space Between Us by moe20112233 ABO klance. with babies 👀

7) Rose-Colored Boy by melancholymango Post Season 6 reunion. But something’s not right… 

8) Can’t Hug Every Cat by 2towels  Lance has a bajillion cats. Keith has a dog. Somewhere in between, they fall in love

9) love you so bad by xintong (NSFW) Galtean Klance with feelings on steroids 

10) dancin’ in the moonlight by fruitsofanarchy (NSFW) Jealous Keith

11) I just wanna make love to you by DairyFarmer (NSFW) Lance hooks up with a masked Marmora member. Surprise, its Keith 

12) all dogs go to heaven by DairyFarmer (NSFW) Keith’s space wolf has a crush on Lance. So does Keith. Who will win?

13) The Stars Choose Their Lovers by CosmicCrossing Season 6 reunion. 2 years apart is 2 years too long for Keith 

14) Competition by lunadiane (NSFW) Female lance and regular Male Keith. competing. sexually. as usual 

15) The Prince Dilemma by lunadiane Commoner Lance and Royal Keith. with magic. actual magic

16) so let us not be lonesome by perfchan Lance cries. But that’s okay coz Keith is there. Keith is also really smooth

17) for the rest of my life (i’ll be floating on cloud nine) by crystalklances its a wedding!

18) for you only by voltory GALTEAN KLANCE!!! *dying whale noises* 

19) Crest of White, Bow Down by 2towels an engagement and so much pining

20) loving (you) is easy by tylerproposey THE AMOUNT OF FEELS I GOT FROM THIS IS RIDICULOUS my heart skipped so many beats im surprised im still alive 

21) can’t buy me love by jilliancares of ice cream trucks and mechanics

22) there are worse things i could do by lyssy (NSFW) do not read if you’re underage…

23) Oops I didn’t think I’d actually be into you by Lynn1998 ABO arranged marriage…

24) Say Anything by Lynn1998 (NSFW) In which lance is the more sexually experienced one

25) Mating Rituals, Alien Boyfriends, and Motherhood: A Self Help Series by dontstudywritenovels (NSFW) ABO. Krolia’s the only one who knows what’s going on 

26) where & how we’ll land by xintong klance growing up together 😭

27) knew from the first by xintong more vampire keith 28) what’s it gonna be? by shukagari they don’t realise they’re dating

29) it grows stronger by tylerproposey MY FAV FIC OF ALL TIME I reread this… every few months… Keith is like… super cool…

30) How to Steal a Prince by Ms_Towa Klance works in Disneyland im not even halfway through my bookmarks… shit… 

[memorywitches]

THE ODD1sOUT PUT LANCE IN HIS VIDEO IM FJSJSKSS

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Garrison Trio Headcannons - ugh.hng.blegh

• Lance would always have prank ideas, and Hunk (even though he was advising him otherwise) would join in anyway

• Pidge loved his ideas, only when she isn't extremely busy with her techy stuff

• Every time Hunk or Pidge are about get in trouble Lance always takes the fall. He's just a good guy like that

• The ealier years of school at the garrison, (before pidge) Hunk and Lance were more of a flirtatious duo.

• Ever since Pidge arrived Hunk had stopped being more flirtatious and focused more on school n junk

• Sometimes pidge would teach them things about her 'techy stuff'

• Hunk is a fast learner so he picked up on many things

• while Lance barely understood any of it, leading to him thinking he was stupid (which he wasnt)

• Lance never told pidge any of his issues or insecuritie, and pidge did the same with Lance. They both relied on Hunk for that.

• Hunk was happy to help them both, but often times felt torn when he had an issue he didn't know who to go to and opted to not tell anyone at all.

[rachelhueyart]

YT Au  in which Keith created many many many many many accounts to secretly support his crush when he first started out 

[rachelhueyart]

to be continued…

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Keith headcannons - ugh.hng.blegh

• he takes care of shiro like the 6yo he is

• that includes spoon feeding against shiros protests, helping him bathe himself, he does this even well after shiro is fine

• both him and shiro notice how Lance has been acting off

• keith occasionally says things like 'wow Lance your training has really paid off" or "wow Lance you're really smart" with a straight face to cheer him up

• he thinks of romelle as a sister because he relates to what it feels like to loose your family

• when they go back to Earth he changes back to his old clothes but slightly altered to suit his new maturity

• he keeps his red bandana with him at all times because it was from his father, we just don't see it

• he still calls Krolia by her first name for a long time, she never questions him about it but gets really shocked and emotional when he starts calling her mom more casually

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But imagine if they made the Rick Riordan books into a movie franchise like the Marvel Cinematic Universe that followed the storyline, casted actors that were the right age and the right personality and everything, with end credit scenes hinting at the different mythological worlds and big crossovers and Rick Riordan cameos

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[sailorcuba-remade-deactivated20]

the father, the son and the holy despacito

it’s a cold and it’s a broken despacito

[royalbee-deactivated20201028]

I accidentally ripped my 3rd 4th and 5th eyes open responding to @pngdraws

[catnippackets]

I’ve been typing and retyping this over and over again for the past few days mostly just for fun bc I like organizing things but a few ppl on twitter wanted to see it, so. Here’s my reasoning for who Lance’s endgame romance is with! I tried to make it as short as possible to hold ppl’s attention while still hitting the key points but it’s still kinda long oops. It’s pretty much just eliminating characters one by one until we’re left with the only possible option which I’m sure everybody knows before even looking under the cut but that’s just because it makes too much sense to be a mystery at this point lol

Also this probably goes without saying but this DOES contain spoilers for season 6 so if you haven’t watched it yet, proceed with caution.

Alright. Leggo.

Keep reading

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a true god yee are

[sailorcuba-remade-deactivated20]

me: has a headache

me: thinks abt lance

me: still has a headache but is in a better mood

[allurahimesama]

I LOVE THESE GIRLFRIENDS

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this is fucking garbage

who am i , what is going on , i finally relogged into this profile and holy jesus it is so bad i wish to cease to exist , ima delete everything.

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honestly no one asked for this

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Percy: Last night I found out Annabeth is a sleep talker.

Jason: Oh, really?

Percy: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

[officialjonsnow]

Perseus Jackson

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SAVOIR OF OLYMPUS, MY REASON TO LIVE, THE BEST BOY.