Pirate of the Carabiner

Jenna. Early 30s transfem butch dyke. She/her, occasionally he/him if I like you enough. Wishes she was a knight. Too lazy to make this blog a consistent anything. I know I’m pretty, but don’t let that intimidate you, minors please dni

[svgarg0re]

[junglejim4322]

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

[tired-0feverything]

“this’ll do numbers on tumblr” I think knowing damn well it’s only gonna get 3 likes

[dwynartist]

we ride for hope and joy and to thrive, however the world may be

[fearnecallowaystits]

I love the whole ensemble of characters that has developed from horny people on the internet playing in the fantasy genre. The knight fucks the princess. The prince fucks the knight. The knight fucks another knight. The princess fucks the maid(s). The jester fucks the princess. The jester fucks the king. The knight fucks the jester. Sometimes there's a dragon, and the dragon fucks the princess. Occasionally there are multiple princesses and they fuck each other. There are definitely more that I'm forgetting.

[softsapphiclove]

I love when she’s clingy.

I love when she’s pouty.

I love when she’s silly.

I love when she’s dramatic.

I just love all sides of her.

[cherrybombdarling89]

I wish to have someone who thinks this way of me

[spendabuckq]

NEVER ask questions 🫡

[bununiii]

happy autism awareness day to all the girls who had “ friends” growing up who were actually bullying them . to the girls who always sat alone in the grass and wondered why nobody wanted to talk . to the girls who spoke to animals like they were listening . to the girls who created a little world in their room . to the girls who always felt ashamed for how deeply they love things and how passionately they enjoyed media . to the girls who covered their ears when they were overwhelmed by everything . to the girls who carrying a special thing around to feel safe . to the girls who never understood what they did wrong to feel so lonely . to the girls who were diagnosed later in life because they weren’t little boys who liked trains. you are so special and beautiful and you’re not worse for it, you love deeply and that is so wonderful please never try to push that down . I LOVE YOU !!!!!

[babyjanedough]

Hey, chin up, maybe the dcu Wonder Woman movie will lead to more people talking about her pegging Steve Trevor

[crystal-clear-contemplations]

wonder woman is bi in the sense that she's almost entirely attracted to women, but also steve trevor

[izookdraw]

I bless this canvas with my beloved Pokemon Heracross

[revilonilmah]

Summer Gardening with Heracross

[simonn0el]

I Hope The Guilt Eats You Alive

[rienafoutre]

[medievaljournalist]

all of our knights are wearing chainmail bikinis but its kind of hard to tell on account of the gambeson, cuirass, surcoat, etc

[headspace-hotel]

thinking about werewolves and the concept of becoming a monster and discovering that something savage and uncontrollable exists within you and the potential that has to be a liberating narrative about growth and change and courage rather than a story about controlling and concealing it

[headspace-hotel]

Being a werewolf is about shame. I think it’s also about anger, trauma, not belonging, and the fear that you might be unlovable.

The shame of being a werewolf has to be that you were bitten by the wolf, and you survived. You survived because you became the wolf yourself. You are this terrible, monstrous thing, and the terrible, monstrous thing is you. It’s the part of you that survives the attack, and it’s terrifying that this is you.

I feel like werewolves are people who are very hurt. Not only that, they’ve spent their lives up to this point trying as hard as they can being whatever the opposite of a werewolf is—something tame, something yielding, something that’s not angry and unpredictable and bestial. But the Wolf is also them. Because no matter how much you don’t believe it, you want to make it. You want to survive, and you will fight so that you will live.

Or werewolves are people who are incredibly afraid. It’s about the inevitability of not being lovable; being a monster is unforgivable. It’s about the inability to withstand anything that will happen to you. It’s about your body betraying you. It’s about carrying a terrible and ugly you inside you, locked up where no one can see it, because the thought of anyone else seeing that you is unbearable. It’s about all of those things and more.

I think the Wolf is the part of you that loves you, unconditionally. It’s the part of you that bites when something tries to hurt you. When something tries to put you back in the place you’re supposed to be. Of course it’s scary. It’s scary to find that you are impossibly strong and maybe selfish, and that your self-hatred isn’t enough to save you from the savage, stubborn knot of self-love you carry in your chest. But it’s also the answer to that question: What if I am awful? What if I am terrible, too terrible to look at, too terrible to love? What if you are a monster? Well, what then?

[graceless-squire]

Not to brag or anything, but my Knight could totally beat your Knight in a noble and honourable duel.