Pirate of the Carabiner

Jenna. Early 30s transfem butch dyke. She/her, occasionally he/him if I like you enough. Wishes she was a knight. Too lazy to make this blog a consistent anything. I know I’m pretty, but don’t let that intimidate you, minors please dni

[svgarg0re]

[pukicho]

I only drink loud water, which is when you pour normal water into a cup from a decent height, thus making a mess and also making it loud.

[knights-hand]

[steelsonnet]

For the people worried: this isn't AI. This is Chevalier Aramis Du Lac from a larp in Germany. The larp group's website is here, their insta is here. I believe the knight and his retinue attends multiple larps across Germany throughout the year.

Photographer (at least of the first one) is Calle Plantiko who can be found here.

[codex-entry]

Me, literally yesterday: 'Okay, May was shit but all of that is behind me! So long as nothing else abruptly caves in on me, I can finally lock in on getting Haruspex in order' My roommates: 'Hey, we need you to move out.'

[codex-entry]

support helps immensely https://www.patreon.com/c/codexentry https://ko-fi.com/rubyseals

[vacuously-true]

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

[nudityandnerdery]

[southfarthing]

[eckspress]

Any kinks?

eternal devotion.

[sir-big-bass-knight-of-ur-mum]

The knight has met a goth princess, the knight is scared, but also the knight is turned on and intrigued

[medievalsquire]

the local peasant kids keep asking me for heroic stories about my knight and i keep having to edit them for modesty and morality

[gayhoediaz]

do you guys wanna see my favorite video on the internet yes you do

[teaboot]

HES SO HAPPY HE JUST LOVES FANS SO MUCH

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

Putting teaboot's tags here too because this joy for life needs to be shared I think

[mephistopheles]

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

[cosmogyros]

[knightclubbing]

this knight runs on redbull and spite. and gets 55mpg

[radicalgraff]

Anti-ICE mural in Mexico City

[pukicho]

I love it when the kids animated movie ends with some wacky character going "dance partayyy" and then a GREAT song starts to play and everyone is going absolutely nuts! And even better yet, the grumpy one of the group almost looks like he's not going to join in... but sike! then he does! and he boogies down just like everyone else, haha, even that ol' lump of coal can let loose every now and then, ey?

[pukicho]

Wait what? Even the bad guys are starting to join in? That... I did not see coming, oh my days! I think this is going to be a night to remember boys.

[si1v3rtr33s]

who is in your sights pukicho???

[pukicho]

Give me the signal.

[thewanderingspaceman-deactivate]

[boyhaunt]

'i could fix him' well i could sexualize his failings

[catgirlboytoy8]

We need to smush two butches together and make them kiss so bad. even better if they aren’t really into each other but they’ll do anything for their Princess

[autisminabox]

Seeing American political commentators in the past week retching and gasping and going “Eugh, my eyes!” upon introduction to the bimbofication fetish is really funny to me because it’s not even the most subversive/bizarre of the kinks adjacent to feminization and whatnot. If Bryon Noem were consuming sissy hypno or mechsploitation fic the average cishet liberal political commentary YouTuber would die of anaphylactic shock