I am known as Lancelot
• he/it - I do not feel comfortable disclosing my age, but I am closer to 30 than 20.
• This is a NSFW-centric blog where I can shamelessly be a knight.
• It goes without saying, but minors will be blocked. Transphobes will also be blocked.
• My loyalties are to the throne, but my heart belongs to my Guinevere.
• Verse switch with service top tendencies. I am a sub in the way I wish to follow orders.
• Free use for royalty, but I prefer princesses. (Your gender is princess if you enjoy frilly gowns and stamp your foot when things do not go your way.) I am happy to spar to decide positions with fellow knights.
• If it was not obvious already, my gender is Knight. Living weapon. Animated armor. Monarchy-assigned guard dog.
• Yes, the meeting room at my workplace being nicknamed "The Round Table" and the fact that I identify as Lancelot of the Arthurian Legends are but some of the factors that have influenced the creation of this blog.


















