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if we’re going with ‘subtext’... are we supposed to imagine ass eating and pit licking orrrrr

makes you wonder where the jizz ends up

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headcanon - hungry dean

dean stuffs his face because when they were kids john never left them with enough money for food-- dean rationed most of it to swiftly growing sammy.

he never shook off that impulse to eat as much as he can when he can get it.

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sweet nothings into sam's giant head.

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sub all the text you want, winshippers! Dean said it was okay.

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Sam and Dean OTP themselves.

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Sam and 14 year old Dean having to pretend to be father and son for a case.

But then Dean re-ages and calls Sam 'daddy' with a smirk.

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"C'mere Sammy, I've got some egg whites for you..." Dean shouted from his bed down the hall.

"Gross, Dean." Sam deep voice echoed back, and Dean didn't stop touching himself, smiling.

"I'm serious." Dean deadpanned, just to see what Sam's response would be.

He nearly fell out of bed when Sam's large shirtless silhouette appeared in his bedroom doorway.

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thats not the only egg whites Dean gives to Sammy eyyyyyyy

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Sam has been in love with Dean for as long as he can remember.

Dean loves Sam more than he loves himself.

When they fuck it's like souls mating in heaven.

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bilbo/thorin - the magic acorn

the acorn from beorn's garden was magical in nature. unbeknownst to bilbo, whoever planted the acorn was granted their heart's deepest desire.

he'd gotten everything sorted in bag end since returning to the shire and finally had the courage to plant the enchanted acorn he'd shown to thorin all those months ago. 

the very next morning he woke up with a start, pressed against thorin's warm wide chest. the king under the mountain was alive.

this was a bigger secret to keep than the ring.