A Ship Full Of Acorns, Run By Squirrels

This is the place where I shitpost about One Piece. 18++, occasional bad language, occasional shipping, occasional fanart On the tweeter as @AcornPirate also

[bucksbeagle]

eddie cupping bucks face and neck and head. reblog if u agree

[melonteee]

New pet peeve is "Well Oda didn't plan EVERYTHING out so it's fine to just add things in previous arcs that happened ages later."

And that's a pet peeve because we do NOT know how much he did or didn't plan out unless he straight up says so, that's an assumption. But it's also annoying because when he DOES reveal things way later on, he also writes in WHY it made sense for the character to NOT reveal anything about it. He admitted Law was a last minute addition, but so what should Law just mention Flevance Town in Sabaody now because 'Oda probably didn't plan Flevance Town', even though Law is a character who would NOT disclose that shit due to the traumas he went through?

Should Robin mention Ohara and her mother earlier now because 'well Oda probably didn't plan it'? Or, does it make total sense that Robin would keep that VERY close to her chest until she has a scene upon which she can OPEN UP about it - as her character was written in such a way!

The argument of whether Oda did or didn't plan shit - therefore it's okay to just add information we do not find out about WAY later on - is just ridiculous to me I don't understand why people cannot see WHY it pisses a lot of us off to do that!

[melonteee]

It's pissing me off for Sanji specifically, and people saying we're being ridiculous and overreacting by Sanji mentioning his mother, because - even IF Oda didn't plan EVERYTHING - there was still a base formed BY Skypiea as he mentions the north blue (by accident, mind you) just to abruptly end the topic and move on from it even though Nami is TRYING to listen.

Sanji, after this, never brings up the north again. Never mentions anything about it, never mentions how he got to the east, doesn't talk about it point blank! And of course, we then get to Zou as he says lines like this, which is TELLING US Sanji was purposefully keeping his past VERY close to him and not spilling a single bit of information ever since his slip up in Skypiea ON PURPOSE.

You can argue Oda not planning anything out all you want, but it's clear here he is writing Sanji to be ASHAMED of his past. He's writing Sanji to feel GUILTY of his past. He's writing Sanji with a HUGE wall up around him as a person who doesn't even want to acknowledge his past!

Hence why, when Sanji mentions his mother with NO pressure in the live action, it's not fucking "oh boohoo you guys just can't be happy with anything, it's cute and Oda didn't plan it anyways!"

We're mad because one of Sanji's greatest arcs told us Sanji, specifically, is fucking ASHAMED of his past and would never let a single bit of information about it slip on purpose! And now, if we DO get to WCI, suddenly the impact of how afraid he IS of his past is dulled because he will just casually mention something - or SOMEONE - from it without even being ASKED. That does NOT scream a character who is heavily fucking traumatised from his past to the point they refuse to even let his crew HELP him with it, that screams someone who...isn't Sanji! At all!

It is totally fair for people to be mad about it because, as I've said before, it feels like there's no real understanding of Sanji's deepest parts of his character.

[realpeoplefiction]

while you were studying the blade i was consuming a lot of yaoi and i can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that its gay that you would put that much effort into studying the blade to defeat this one guy who you cannot stop thinking about. just saying.

[acornpirate]

My ZoSanClub Secret Santa gift for Brunetta6, for the prompt: "ZS being Secret Santas to EACH OTHER and (not-so-accidentally) getting each other absolutely perfect gifts."

I hope you have an absolutely wonderful holiday season!

<3

[deadboyswalking]

It's always so funny when Mihawk gets grouped in with "One Piece Villains"

like the man has literally just been vibing the entire time??? It's not HIS fault he sailed to The Baratie for a hot dish of world-class shrimp scampi and some random 19-year-old jackass told him to square up

[ratantics]

Elmo likes Luffy because he's kind, friendly, and hates the government.

[lochnessieart]

Everyone welcome Nami to the Strawhats! 💖💖💖

So far we have Luffy as a sun conure, Zoro as a red tailed hawk, and Nami as a baltimore oriole!

[opbackgrounds]

List the Strawhats from worst to best on who gives the best hugs

okay, we are going to divide this into hug quality and hug enthusiasm because those are two very different things

Luffy--A++ enthusiasm, but if you're not from the OP world I think he would probably crush you like a boa constrictor

Zoro--he's not a touchy feely guy so negative enthusiasm, but he's also canonically got the second biggest chest size in the series and I think that has to count for something

Nami--prone to hugging and gives good hugs, probably has the best overall grade in the crew

Usopp--mostly seems to hug people in fear? Idk he'd be clingy at times, but would give good quality hugs

Sanji--holy shit he has so much baggage with both men and women, I think giving either a hug would give him an aneurism. Also reeks of cigarettes so minus points there

Chopper--very enthusiastic hugger with bonus points for having multiple forms to chose from. Only negative is that sometimes while in brain point he latches onto people like a face hugger and I like being able to breathe

Robin--She's just learning how to show physical affection so it'd be a work in progress. *However* Wano proved that if there's a child who needs a hug she is the person to go to

Franky--I don't think we've ever seen him hug anyone which is strange. I feel like he'd be prone to bro hugs, but as he's metal it might not be comfy. Also we're not told how well insulated his stomach fridge is so it might be cold

Brook--Very enthusiastic with his hugs, would be very sharp and bony.

Jinbe--He's got a sense of propriety that I think might lead to him being more reserved with his affection, but they would be of excellent quality

[acornpirate]

My ZoSanClub Secret Santa gift for Brunetta6, for the prompt: "ZS being Secret Santas to EACH OTHER and (not-so-accidentally) getting each other absolutely perfect gifts."

I hope you have an absolutely wonderful holiday season!

<3

[shuravf]

Nami collage 🧡 9/10

[himbobeefcakephd]

We can have a little bulky Roronoa Zoro, as a treat

[hackedmotionsensors]

Zosan Omegaverse AU: "Marked"

This one got a little away from me lol The concept I wanted was two parts. I want a mark that doesn't go away on Sanji after he's hit by Zoro in Thriller bark. And I want omega healing bc I love that shit lol

Meanwhile on Kuraigana Island:

So if its not clear.....Zoro hits Sanji to knock him out. At the same time they already were bonding but didn't know it. Zoro's knockout(tm) starts the process, Sanji's healing seals the deal. And bc we know how THEY ARE with each other...the mark that normally would have gone away never heals.

Does it heal when they meet back up? Is Sanji able to come to terms with Zoro saving his life AND marking him as a mate? Will Zoro ever figure out what he did? Your guess is as good as mine bc I havne't written that far LOL

[acornpirate]

[oh-munda-kukkad-kamaal-da]

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

[acornpirate]

when i become the greatest

[hanavbara]

strawhats on the phone 🏴‍☠️☎️💥#ONEPIECE

[acornpirate]

Farmers market