Himbo Beefcake, PhD

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[loop-zooper]

Oof

He’s so sad about it

[fozmeadows]

Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing the word for “trophy”, he’d extrapolated a word for “thing you can win”. And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said, “Mummy? It’s not rubbish. It’s allowed to be a bottle.” - meaning, effectively, “I want this. Don’t throw it away.” But to an adult ear, there’s something quite lovely about “it’s allowed to be a bottle,” as if we’re acknowledging that the object is entitled to keep its title even in the absence of the original function.

[legit-writing-tips]

Another good post to read for those writing small human characters. 

[jennytrout]

My son was about three when he came to me in the middle of the day and said, “Mommy, there’s a knight behind the bush.” I thought he meant a toy knight or something. So I follow him outside and he goes, “Listen. Do you hear it? It’s night behind the bush.” It was a cricket. A cricket was standing in the little patch of shade under the bush, chirping. So, my son saw this dark area with accompanying nighttime sounds and decided, okay, well, that is a night right there. Their brains are incredible.

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My little bean knows she’s two, constantly saying proudly ‘I’m two!’ And the other day she saw this very frail old lady who looked one foot in the grave, pulled a face and said ‘oh shiiiit. She’s three.’ I almost screamed.

[cantnotknope]

I live in Korea and have a lot of international friends, and the same is true with language barriers in adults. 

*Looking at a bowl of pears* “Can you please pass me the… apple’s friend?” 

[masterofbirds]

OH SHIT SHE’S THREE

[farewell-to-lorien]

Hummingbird nesting on cactus, Living Desert Gardens in Palm Desert, California.

[kiriska]

Review: Staedtler Intense Black pigment pens | KIRISKA

There are better alternatives for all of these pens, but all of them are more expensive, even if not outrageously so. If you're new to these

Just under 2k words, but there's like 700 words before I even start talking about pen performance, lmao. I am worse than recipe blogs.

[deliciest]

Some mid transform Lucas sketches bc uhhh🙈🔥🔥🔥

[deliciest]

Heeeeey it's been a while! 💦 Lately life has been a rollercoaster but, I've kept working on my webcomic FULLMOONPANIC! and I'm already sharing chapter two! So you have around 100 pages to read now! On Halloween night, Miguel, a horror novel writer (or so he says) will discover the "hairy" secret his friend (and crush) Lucas is hiding. But what if these two are meant for each other? Read it here! fullmoonpanic.com (you can change the translation from english to spanish on the top left corner purple button) You can also read it (and subscribe 😉) on Tapas!

[anscathmarcach]

All this discourse over who does "painting with light"

Hiroshi Nagai's paintings need sunglasses to look at.

They look like how it feels to walk across a parking lot on a 98° summer day without a speck of shade in sight.

They look like heaven but also like you'd burn your bare feet on the ground.

Even when you can see shade you know it's not enough and the minute you step out you'll be burnt to a crisp like a vampire.

And it's BEAUTIFUL

[dbarenzu626]

I'll throw in the wonderful Eizin Suzuki into this ring too, a man whose work just breathes light without actually using dynamic lighting in the usual way. It's no surprise both Nagai and Suzuki are both considered prolific in art pertaining to the city pop genre because they're able to paint these kinds of scenes with a delicate touch.

This feels like I could trip on that radio and fall right into that water, feeling the crystal waves as I drop in.

And this, a nice stroll down a resort strip, where my sunscreened skin could literally feel cooked if I leaned too close to the tiling.

And then a nice stretch of summer street, wherein you could see your face in the flushed red of that car provided it didn't blind you from its sunny reflections.

I don't think I even need to say anything more, Suzuki's a massive influence in how he even places colours so warmly in such unorthodox manner. It's a naturally sunkissed talent~ 🌊

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

[lobotomy-jpeg]

Hi I felt like menacing Watson vv

[ID: Digital artwork of Lestrade, Watson and Holmes. Watson is sandwiched between the two, hand reaching back to hold onto Lestrade behind him as Holmes holds him by the waist. One of Lestrade's hands is resting on his throat and he is whispering to him with a smug expression. (Good pup. Just like that. Keep going). On the other side, Holmes has just detached himself from a kiss, a string of salive seperating him and Watson, who is panting. They are all in their shirtsleeves. /end ID]

(deets under the cut!)

[Top image: Detail of the previous artowrk, focusing on Watson and Holmes. Watson's eyes are closed, mouth open, trail of spit seperating him from Holmes, whose expression is obsured from the viewer.

Bottom image: Detail of the previous piece, focusing on lestrade and his smug expression. His brows are furrowed in an evil looking sort of frown. For once, he's the one in charge of the situation. Mostly. /end ID]

[pepurika]

Tiger, Tiger - Page 817

A young noble lady steals her brother's identity and his ship to find love and adventure, and to write a book about the fascinating life cyc

TIGERS DAY

[allidrawscomics]

Damn has my webcomic been fun to draw lately

<<<TIGRESS QUEEN>>>

[thesandlorde]

mixed a couple prompts for the pride month prompts (character flags + pride outfit) happening over on the lupiniii club forums! go take a peek if forums interest you at all!

this is not the first time i have drawn jigen in leather chaps, and it certainly won't be the last, i'm sure!

[pepurika]

They're so STUPID BOTH OF THEMMMM

[blignick]

[satchels-and-socks]

UNMUTE 💯 🥺

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

[the-bedheaded-league]

This take is definitely too hot for a lot of fans but I’m gonna say it anyway: Sherlock Holmes is a canonically queer character. What type of queer he is is up to interpretation, but he is canonically, explicitly Not Straight, and people who write him as an allosexual hetero man are the ones who are actually projecting their own headcanon onto him.

I’m 100% serious. Here are the canonical facts we have about his feelings on sex/romance:

- He says multiple times that he is not interested in women. When Watson comments on the attractiveness of a woman, Holmes responds that he “didn’t notice”.

- He is uninterested in marriage and remains a bachelor his entire life, and never expresses any regret or sadness over this.

- He states that he has “never loved” (in this context it is implied that he is specifically talking about romantic love.) He repeatedly expresses disdain for romance in general.

That’s IT. That is ALL the canonical information we have about his sexuality. We know that he is capable of love in some sense, and Watson even explicitly says that Holmes loves him. But we never see any evidence that he has romantic feelings for women.

Any interpretation of Holmes as a heterosexual man directly contradicts all of the evidence we have about his sexuality. It assumes that everything he or Watson have ever said about his feelings on romance is a lie. The only interpretations of him that actually fit with all the facts are if he’s aroace, gay, or some combination thereof.

Anyway I’m going to start referring to straight interpretations of Holmes as “straight headcanons” now. Holmes is canonically queer.

[thatgaybitxh-deactivated2025062]

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

[somekindaspacecadet]